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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Italian Boy's Confession

    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
    I have been with a loose woman.

    "The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
    "Yes, Father, it is."
    "And who was the woman you were with?"
    "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
    "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later,
    so you may as well tell me now.

    Was it Tina Minetti?"
    "I cannot say."
    "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
    "I'll never tell."
    "Was it Nina Capelli?"
    "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
    "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

    "The priest sighs in frustration.
    "You're very tight lipped,Johnny Parisi, and I admire that.
    But you've sinned and have to atone.
    You cannot be an altar boy now for 4months.
    Now you go and behave yourself."

    Johnny walks back to his pew,
    and his friend Nino slidesover and whispers,
    "What'd you get?"
    "Four months vacation and five good leads."
  • Mook25
    Brigadier General

    • Oct 2005
    • 1427

    #2
    Re: Italian Boy's Confession

    Ha Ha. I like it. I wish I could be told i could not work for 5 months due to sinning. lol
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    • VodaHost
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      • Mar 2005
      • 12356

      #3
      Re: Italian Boy's Confession

      Very good!

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      • LadyEye
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        • Jun 2006
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        #4
        Re: Italian Boy's Confession

        Hee hee ... those bad boys are everywhere .... lol

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        • Astraltraveller
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          • Jul 2006
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          #5
          Re: Italian Boy's Confession

          EH EH EH ...Kate nice one...love it

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          • choco777
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            • Apr 2006
            • 1526

            #6
            Re: Italian Boy's Confession

            Good one Kate.
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            • limebrook1
              Brigadier General

              • Jun 2005
              • 1583

              #7
              Re: Italian Boy's Confession

              Another good one!
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              • SChajin
                Major General

                • Jan 2006
                • 2792

                #8
                Re: Italian Boy's Confession

                Good one
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                • bill2006
                  Lieutenant General

                  • May 2006
                  • 3421

                  #9
                  Re: Italian Boy's Confession

                  Lol, good one. Quite a negotiator.
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                  • slaughter2
                    Corporal

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 18

                    #10
                    Re: Italian Boy's Confession

                    lol nice one

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                    • darklight
                      Brigadier General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 1309

                      #11
                      Re: Italian Boy's Confession

                      I cant believe it! My nan's name is in that list!! haha first name and surname!! hahahaha. Me thinks I should call el nanna up ;)

                      Teri

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                      • LadyEye
                        General & Forum Moderator

                        • Jun 2006
                        • 10526

                        #12
                        Re: Italian Boy's Confession

                        Originally posted by darklight
                        I cant believe it! My nan's name is in that list!! haha first name and surname!! hahahaha. Me thinks I should call el nanna up ;)

                        Teri
                        lol Teri ... is your nan's name Nina? Nanna Nina?

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                        • darklight
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                          • Jul 2006
                          • 1309

                          #13
                          Re: Italian Boy's Confession

                          Na, the second name on the list!!

                          Teri!!
                          (With the famous nan!)

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                          • LadyEye
                            General & Forum Moderator

                            • Jun 2006
                            • 10526

                            #14
                            Re: Italian Boy's Confession

                            Originally posted by darklight
                            Na, the second name on the list!!

                            Teri!!
                            (With the famous nan!)

                            Ah, Teresa ... oh yes, heard about her .... lmao ......... :)

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                            • darklight
                              Brigadier General

                              • Jul 2006
                              • 1309

                              #15
                              Re: Italian Boy's Confession

                              well.. thats my name as well lol but Im not going under that first name anymore hahaha. Oooo my mother is going to have a shock when she finds out what her mother has been up to! lmao!!!

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