A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    #16
    Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

    Hey Mandy ... I found out what was under that tree ... lol ...

    Looksee


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    • MandyN
      Major

      • Jan 2006
      • 397

      #17
      Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

      lmao... Imaginations running wild here... lmao
      I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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      • darklight
        Brigadier General

        • Jul 2006
        • 1309

        #18
        Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

        Oh
        My
        Days
        LMAO I love it *Emails to everyone*

        Wicked!
        Teri

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        • MandyN
          Major

          • Jan 2006
          • 397

          #19
          Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

          We put up our tree today, and I kept thinking about this joke... my very capable and creative sweetheart was putting the decorations on the tree, and I was so tempted to say to him 'Hunni, don't worry about the tree, if you stood on your head in the corner we could decorate you instead'... but then I realised he's still too young for that... lmao
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          • LadyEye
            General & Forum Moderator

            • Jun 2006
            • 10526

            #20
            Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

            Originally posted by MandyN
            We put up our tree today, and I kept thinking about this joke... my very capable and creative sweetheart was putting the decorations on the tree, and I was so tempted to say to him 'Hunni, don't worry about the tree, if you stood on your head in the corner we could decorate you instead'... but then I realised he's still too young for that... lmao
            lol Mandy .... better get this done while you are young, those "golden ages" are all about something else .... lol ... So get in the corner girl ... in six months time you won't want to nor will you fit ... lmao ... Report back after your mission ... gotta hear it!!!

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            • MandyN
              Major

              • Jan 2006
              • 397

              #21
              Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

              Originally posted by LadyEye
              lol Mandy .... better get this done while you are young, those "golden ages" are all about something else .... lol ... So get in the corner girl ... in six months time you won't want to nor will you fit ... lmao ... Report back after your mission ... gotta hear it!!!
              lol... he did such a great job with the tree, and such care was taken that I couldn't bring myself to asking him to dismantle it... and just as well, cause there's other corners in the room that can be decorated... lmao
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              • LadyEye
                General & Forum Moderator

                • Jun 2006
                • 10526

                #22
                Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

                lol Mandy .... are you sure that man of your's is not a woman ...

                a definite different breed for sure .... you hit the jackpot ... does he vacuum, clean, do windows, do a little jig? lol .... those things are most important .... if they can dance and do a little fixing ... they're in and in the corner for sure ... lol

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                • MandyN
                  Major

                  • Jan 2006
                  • 397

                  #23
                  Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

                  Originally posted by LadyEye
                  lol Mandy .... are you sure that man of your's is not a woman ...

                  a definite different breed for sure .... you hit the jackpot ... does he vacuum, clean, do windows, do a little jig? lol .... those things are most important .... if they can dance and do a little fixing ... they're in and in the corner for sure ... lol
                  I definately hit the jackpot, and he surely is a man. He does all of the above and more, and the best part is, I didn't have to train him.
                  Awwww now look out, the happy hormones are kicking in... better stop before I embarrass myself. Plus don't want any of those baaaaaaad girls getting any ideas and try to score some roller skates... lmao
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                  • LadyEye
                    General & Forum Moderator

                    • Jun 2006
                    • 10526

                    #24
                    Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

                    Originally posted by MandyN
                    I definately hit the jackpot, and he surely is a man. He does all of the above and more, and the best part is, I didn't have to train him.
                    Awwww now look out, the happy hormones are kicking in... better stop before I embarrass myself. Plus don't want any of those baaaaaaad girls getting any ideas and try to score some roller skates... lmao

                    lol Mandy ... so he was "pre-trained" hmmm ....must have had a darn good momma ... agree about the roller skates, better lock him up, lol ... there are a ton of "skaters" out there and they like to "skate" and "donate" ... lol ...

                    I really think he must have been over your shoulder when you were typing that one, and you owed him some brownie points ... is this what happened? lol

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                    • choco777
                      Brigadier General

                      • Apr 2006
                      • 1526

                      #25
                      Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

                      God help us...............will this go on much longer? Afterall some mighty oaks live for hundreds of years.
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                      • MandyN
                        Major

                        • Jan 2006
                        • 397

                        #26
                        Re: A joke to make you smile: Christmas Trees and Oinions

                        Originally posted by LadyEye
                        lol Mandy ... so he was "pre-trained" hmmm ....must have had a darn good momma ... agree about the roller skates, better lock him up, lol ... there are a ton of "skaters" out there and they like to "skate" and "donate" ... lol ...

                        I really think he must have been over your shoulder when you were typing that one, and you owed him some brownie points ... is this what happened? lol
                        I know he would never trade me for a pair of rollerskates, so it really doesn't matter how hard those naughty girls try... they won't get anywhere. He wasn't over my shoulder, but he's going to get a huge head if next time he logs in here he reads all this... ssshhhhh... don't tell him... lol
                        I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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