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TOP TEN LIST: Why Greeks Can't Be Terrorists
TOP 10 REASONS WHY GREEKS CANT BE AIRLINE TERRORISTS
10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
9. We are always late....we would have missed all 4 flights.
8. Good-looking women on the plane would distract us completly.
7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
6. Food and drink were on the plane, we would be busy eating and drinking (napping afterwards foils plans too).
5. We talk with our hands; we would have put our weapons
down.
4. We would all want to fly the plane.
3. We would argue amongst ourselves and start a fight in the plane.
2. We would have to put the Greek flag on the windshield of the plane before takeoff, thereby blowing our cover.
...and the Number One Reason Why Greeks Can't Be Terrorists:
1. We would have bragged to everyone a week before doing it!
10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
9. We are always late....we would have missed all 4 flights.
8. Good-looking women on the plane would distract us completly.
7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
6. Food and drink were on the plane, we would be busy eating and drinking (napping afterwards foils plans too).
5. We talk with our hands; we would have put our weapons
down.
4. We would all want to fly the plane.
3. We would argue amongst ourselves and start a fight in the plane.
2. We would have to put the Greek flag on the windshield of the plane before takeoff, thereby blowing our cover.
...and the Number One Reason Why Greeks Can't Be Terrorists:
1. We would have bragged to everyone a week before doing it!