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A lady walks into a BMW dealership.
She browses around,then spots the perfect car - a BMW M4 and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right
now.
As she turns around, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good
day, Madame.
How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** your pants when you hear the price!"
She browses around,then spots the perfect car - a BMW M4 and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right
now.
As she turns around, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good
day, Madame.
How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** your pants when you hear the price!"
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