Time for the Christmas Fruitcake to be Made

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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    Time for the Christmas Fruitcake to be Made

    I found a great recipe .......... enjoy!!

    1 cup water
    1 cup of sugar
    4 large eggs
    2 cups dried fruit
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    lemon juice
    nuts
    1 gallon whiskey

    Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
    Take a large bowl.
    Check the whiskey again to be sure it is
    of the highest quality.
    Pour one level cup and drink.
    Repeat.
    Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter
    in a large, fluffy bowl.
    Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
    Make sure the whiskey is still OK.
    Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
    Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck
    in the cup of dried fruit.
    Mix on the turner.
    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers,
    pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares.
    Check the whiskey.
    Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
    Whatever you can find.
    Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Throw the bowl out of the window.
    Check the whiskey again.
    Go to bed.
    Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway? lol

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  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: Time for the Christmas Fruitcake to be Made

    Too funny....lol

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    • darklight
      Brigadier General

      • Jul 2006
      • 1309

      #3
      Re: Time for the Christmas Fruitcake to be Made

      Lmao. That has to be the greatest thing ever! lol

      Teri

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      • asirimarco
        Brigadier General

        • Jun 2006
        • 1208

        #4
        Re: Time for the Christmas Fruitcake to be Made

        that was great - will have to give recipe a try later
        ann
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        • Vasili
          Moderator

          • Mar 2006
          • 14683

          #5
          Re: Time for the Christmas Fruitcake to be Made

          I am starting to think that the older I get, the more Fruitcake is an aquired taste.....even though I still can't stand the red **** (what is it? cherries?).
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