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  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    Newfoundland Diary

    Hi everybody, received this email the other day from a newfoundlander and decided to post the edited version.....lol


    DEAR DIARY:

    AUG.1
    Moved to our new home in Newfoundland. It is so beautiful here. The people
    are so nice. The town is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered
    with snow.
    I LOVE IT HERE!

    Sept. 25
    Newfoundland is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning
    all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
    through the hills and saw some moose. They are so big and graceful.
    Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be
    paradise.
    I LOVE IT HERE!

    Oct. 1
    Moose season is open now. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an
    elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will
    snow soon.
    I LOVE IT HERE!

    DEC. 2
    It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white.It
    looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and
    shovelled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the
    snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful
    place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony.
    I LOVE IT HERE!

    DEC. 12
    More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that
    rascal. A winter wonderland.
    I LOVE IT HERE!

    DEC. 19
    Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work
    this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F@#!ing Snowplow!

    DEC. 22
    More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from
    shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm
    done shoveling.
    That A#?hole!

    DEC. 25
    "White Christmas" my busted ass. Mother f@#!ing snow. If ever get my hands
    on that s-o-b who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the
    dumb @#$!!???. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this f@#!ing ice.

    DEC. 28
    More of the same **** last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for
    when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white ****. The weatherman says expect another 25 centimetres of this **** tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 25 centimetres is?

    JAN. 1
    Happy F@#?ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN).We got 60 f@#?ing centimetres of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 1st of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and **** for brains had the nerve to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the **** he plowed into my driveway. I brokethe 7th shovel over his f@#?ing head!

    JAN.4
    Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a moose ran out in front of the car and I hit the f@#/er! Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last September!

    MAY 3
    Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is
    rotting away from all the f@#?ing salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of ****!

    MAY 10
    Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right f@#?ing
    mind would want to live in the God forsaken Province of Newfoundland!
  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    #2
    Re: Newfoundland Diary

    This is so hilarious I don't think I'll recover from reading this .... it is so true of Newfoundland for those that are not aware of Newfoundland ... this tells the story!! I am so rolling on the floor laughing my you know what off ... or is that roflmao ......

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    • LadyEye
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      • Jun 2006
      • 10526

      #3
      Re: Newfoundland Diary

      Bumping this up, it is really 'a must read' ... too funny ....

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      • asirimarco
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        • Jun 2006
        • 1208

        #4
        Re: Newfoundland Diary

        my husband wants to move from southern nevada to indiana - he has no clue about snow - says how pretty it must be with everything covered in white (me i'm from around buffalo, NY and know better) sent this to him
        ann
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        • beegud2
          Major General

          • Apr 2006
          • 2156

          #5
          Re: Newfoundland Diary

          ...omg...this was too funny....tears in mi eys and belly won't stop hurting...I soooo sympathize with this guy...I had my first snow many years ago and as much as Iloved it....when those non-stop snow days happen....I prayed for relief...lol





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          • LadyEye
            General & Forum Moderator

            • Jun 2006
            • 10526

            #6
            Re: Newfoundland Diary

            lol Bee & Ann ... yeah we all know better than your hubby, and I think there is some coming my way within a few days, (I so don't want to shovel, that's it, I am in for the winter, lol,)

            Indiana, I've been there, in fact travelled into Shipshewana, Village of the Amish, it was fabulous, toured around their little town in a horse and buggy, they are fantastic people and I enjoyed it alot. In fact Shipshewana is listed as the only Indiana site in the 1000 places to see before you die. I guess I can do that now ... no have to see the other 999 or so places too ....

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            • choco777
              Brigadier General

              • Apr 2006
              • 1526

              #7
              Re: Newfoundland Diary

              All people that have lived where there is snow, long for the sun...we who have NOTHING but HEAT crave a couple of days in the rain( not at 90 degrees) heat indexes of less than 120. This was the funniest post I have seen and the easiest to relate to. Halarious to all of us that have thought
              those words, as the beautiful snow turned to patches of black ice and dirty snow berms(?).
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              • kassi59
                Major General

                • Nov 2005
                • 2771

                #8
                Re: Newfoundland Diary

                lol... you took my diary dint ya...lol

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                • LadyEye
                  General & Forum Moderator

                  • Jun 2006
                  • 10526

                  #9
                  Re: Newfoundland Diary

                  yeah, definitely hilarious, and to hear a Newfoundland tell it, would be even that much more, I don't think i would ever stop laughing ... oh my too too funny ....

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