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  • MandyN
    Major

    • Jan 2006
    • 397

    Joke: Sweet Revenge!

    This one is the for Women with a Man like this in their life!

    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the chequebook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. He hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He then ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, Breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he Cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M . he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

    You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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  • asirimarco
    Brigadier General

    • Jun 2006
    • 1208

    #2
    Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

    justice after all
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    • MandyN
      Major

      • Jan 2006
      • 397

      #3
      Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

      I think God was too soft on him... he should've made him breast feed the baby for a year, and go through at least 1 menstral cycle... then maybe he would have an idea what it's like to be a woman... lol
      I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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      • C L
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        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

        lol Mandy

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        • LadyEye
          General & Forum Moderator

          • Jun 2006
          • 10526

          #5
          Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

          Wasn't there a song made just like this ... Mr. Mom or something ... yeah I believe there was .... Some can only learn by experience ... lol

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          • beegud2
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            • Apr 2006
            • 2156

            #6
            Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

            LOL....ahhh..justice for some women...lol
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            • bill2006
              Lieutenant General

              • May 2006
              • 3421

              #7
              Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

              Lol, and yes there was a movie, Michael Keaton played Mr. Mom.
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              • Mook25
                Brigadier General

                • Oct 2005
                • 1427

                #8
                Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

                lol
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                • MandyN
                  Major

                  • Jan 2006
                  • 397

                  #9
                  Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

                  There was also another movie (comedy) where Arnold Schwazneger played a pregnant man... can't remember what it was called thou...
                  I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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                  • LadyEye
                    General & Forum Moderator

                    • Jun 2006
                    • 10526

                    #10
                    Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

                    Originally posted by MandyN
                    There was also another movie (comedy) where Arnold Schwazneger played a pregnant man... can't remember what it was called thou...

                    Mandy, lol, you sound just like me ... it's something like that right ... I remember the movie and the song, lol, just not their names eh! too funny

                    Mr. Mom & Mr. Mom for both I think .... lol

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                    • SChajin
                      Major General

                      • Jan 2006
                      • 2792

                      #11
                      Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

                      So true and they think they have it so bad
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                      • MandyN
                        Major

                        • Jan 2006
                        • 397

                        #12
                        Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

                        Originally posted by LadyEye
                        Mandy, lol, you sound just like me ... it's something like that right ... I remember the movie and the song, lol, just not their names eh! too funny

                        Mr. Mom & Mr. Mom for both I think .... lol
                        I must admit I can be pretty vague sometimes... and I must be forgiven, as when I gave birth to my first child, the doctor told me it's normal to also lose some brain cells during the birth process, and since I'm pregnant with my second, just watch me day by day as I get dumber and dumber. Oh well Lady, I'm not so bad, even with all my brain cells being lost through child birth, I'm not as bad as some.

                        Cheers,
                        Mandy
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                        • LadyEye
                          General & Forum Moderator

                          • Jun 2006
                          • 10526

                          #13
                          Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

                          Originally posted by MandyN
                          I must admit I can be pretty vague sometimes... and I must be forgiven, as when I gave birth to my first child, the doctor told me it's normal to also lose some brain cells during the birth process, and since I'm pregnant with my second, just watch me day by day as I get dumber and dumber. Oh well Lady, I'm not so bad, even with all my brain cells being lost through child birth, I'm not as bad as some.

                          Cheers,
                          Mandy

                          lmao ... Eye will definitely keep an EYE on you Mandy, will help when I can remember, how many more months, lol .... E'm always good for a ooh or ah ... or even an eh! lmao ...
                          And before any of you brilliant men chime in here, remember the rules, lol ....

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                          • MandyN
                            Major

                            • Jan 2006
                            • 397

                            #14
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                            An Eye for an Eye so to speak... lol I'm almost into the 2nd Trimester, so there will be plenty of time to witness my intellectual demise. My man wouldn't dare come in here and chime... he knows what's good for him... hehehe.

                            WARNING: Pregnant women can be dangerous!
                            I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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                            • LadyEye
                              General & Forum Moderator

                              • Jun 2006
                              • 10526

                              #15
                              Re: Joke: Sweet Revenge!

                              Originally posted by MandyN
                              An Eye for an Eye so to speak... lol I'm almost into the 2nd Trimester, so there will be plenty of time to witness my intellectual demise. My man wouldn't dare come in here and chime... he knows what's good for him... hehehe.

                              WARNING: Pregnant women can be dangerous!

                              Lot's of time to notice eh! Eye'll keep a chart, might be worth it's weight in gold someday ... lol ..........

                              And yeah I agree, Pregnant women can be dangerous and he had better keep the rules .... lol ......... poor guy, you know you can sympathize without bending ... lmao ... just sympathize when they are not looking or listening ... lol

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