Too Much Holiday Cheer - Is this you?

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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    Too Much Holiday Cheer - Is this you?

    Signs You've Had Too Much HolidayCheer

    1. You strike a match and light your nose.

    2. You take off your ***** and wade in the potato salad.

    3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.

    4. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.

    5. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.

    6. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"

    7. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.

    8. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.

    9. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.

    10. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.

    11. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.

    12. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.

    13. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.

    14. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.

    15. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.

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  • choco777
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1526

    #2
    Re: Too Much Holiday Cheer - Is this you?

    Not me but I do recognize some close friends. I try to drink in moderation, tooooo much problems in past, loose talk causes problems. Oh on a few in the list yeah maybe I have experienced a few, the others can't remeber if I have or not. Only drink Tequila and beer, yeah mixed sometimes.
    Choco777
    www.mayatabasco.com


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    • C L
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5561

      #3
      Re: Too Much Holiday Cheer - Is this you?

      lol LE

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      • SChajin
        Major General

        • Jan 2006
        • 2792

        #4
        Re: Too Much Holiday Cheer - Is this you?

        I can relate to number 11 and that is all iI will admit too!
        Sharon Chajin

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        • kassi59
          Major General

          • Nov 2005
          • 2771

          #5
          Re: Too Much Holiday Cheer - Is this you?

          Ah man I figured Id forget to shut off that darn cam!.....lol
          good one

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          • bill2006
            Lieutenant General

            • May 2006
            • 3421

            #6
            Re: Too Much Holiday Cheer - Is this you?

            Lol, so much for the office party.
            Bill
            www.blueearthtea.com
            www.ftaaconsulting.com
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            www.theemeraldbay.com

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