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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    How cold is it outside?

    How Cold Is Cold?

    60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

    50 Miami residents turn on the heat

    40 You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming

    35 Italian cars don't start

    32 Water freezes

    30 You plan your vacation to Australia

    25 Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming

    20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further South

    15 French cars don't start, Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

    10 You need jumper cables to get the car going

    5 American cars don't start

    0 Alaskans put on T-shirts

    -10 German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink

    -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist

    -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start

    -25 Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get the driver going

    -30 You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start

    -40 Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters, Your car helps you plan your trip South

    -50 Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window

    -80 Hell freezes over, Polar bears move South

    -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

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  • choco777
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1526

    #2
    Re: How cold is it outside?

    very funny. we are worse than the Californias. We put on sweaters when it is 75. Most people here don't own sweaters or business suits or ssports jackets, native dress levis and playeras.
    Choco777
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    • darklight
      Brigadier General

      • Jul 2006
      • 1309

      #3
      Re: How cold is it outside?

      "-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets"

      HA!! Nice *sends as E-mail to Lawyer friends*
      Wicked!
      Teri

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      • bill2006
        Lieutenant General

        • May 2006
        • 3421

        #4
        Re: How cold is it outside?

        Amazing how sales of winter parkas go up in Miami when temps drop to 60.
        Bill
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        • Bethers
          Major General & Forum Moderator

          • Feb 2006
          • 5224

          #5
          Re: How cold is it outside?

          And in Miami, I be heat goes on much before 50! That's friggin cold for me - and I spent most of my life living in the north including Minnesota. LOL
          Beth
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          • asirimarco
            Brigadier General

            • Jun 2006
            • 1208

            #6
            Re: How cold is it outside?

            it got cold here in vegas - both heaters in house came on - pond in back yard froze 1/4" wow - went down and turned heater on in motorhome (in storage) so pipes wouldn't freeze - amazing how you change depending on where you live - I remember living in Wyo when it was below 0 for days on end and we played outside.
            Ann
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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: How cold is it outside?

              It's definately cold today, s****ping my windows and warming up the jeep in the mornings, ice crystals on the windows.....brrrrrr

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              • nlnieu16
                Major

                • Jul 2006
                • 264

                #8
                Re: How cold is it outside?

                It's very hot in Europe, no snow so far. Send the story to some laywer friends of mine.
                www.jaspernieuwenhuizen.nl
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                • LadyEye
                  General & Forum Moderator

                  • Jun 2006
                  • 10526

                  #9
                  Re: How cold is it outside?

                  Originally posted by nlnieu16
                  It's very hot in Europe, no snow so far. Send the story to some laywer friends of mine.

                  Well might just as well make it complete, and send them a snowman and a flake .. lol

                  here you go ....


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