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  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    The New Alphabet

    A is for *****, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

    Now...The New Alphabet

    A is for arthritis;
    B is the bad back,
    C is the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
    D is for dental decay and decline,
    E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
    F is for fissures and fluid retention,
    G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
    H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
    I is for incisions with scars you can show.
    J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
    K is for knees that crack when they bend.
    L is for libido, what happened to sex?
    M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
    N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
    O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
    P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
    Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
    R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
    S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
    T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
    U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
    V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
    W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
    X is for X ray, and what might be found.
    Y is another year I'm left here behind,
    Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.

    I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
    Bill
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  • darklight
    Brigadier General

    • Jul 2006
    • 1309

    #2
    Re: The New Alphabet

    LOL how cool!
    Teri

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    • LadyEye
      General & Forum Moderator

      • Jun 2006
      • 10526

      #3
      Re: The New Alphabet

      Well that is just great Bill ... and who says things don't get better with age ... not only that it's much better than the younger alphabet, this one rhymes .. how great is that ... lol ......... good one!! Worthy to put in a few xmas cards I think .... tks

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      • SChajin
        Major General

        • Jan 2006
        • 2792

        #4
        Re: The New Alphabet

        Wow....Do I know you and you know me?
        Sharon Chajin

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        • clanffa
          First Lieutenant

          • Nov 2006
          • 179

          #5
          Re: The New Alphabet

          nice lol
          Clan FFA-Halo 2 MLG, Machinima, and Glitch Clan
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          • asirimarco
            Brigadier General

            • Jun 2006
            • 1208

            #6
            Re: The New Alphabet

            well I guess it is better than the alternative ann
            Ann
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            • Astraltraveller
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 4006

              #7
              Re: The New Alphabet

              Hey Bill,
              That is better than the old alphabet.....lol
              But letters A and L are as follows:

              A..... is for Alien, Alien the Leader.....
              L..... is for Leader, Leader of the Aliens....

              In futur there are no A's and L's in the new alphabet as that is soly for the Aliens to Lead the world.......lol

              Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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              • kassi59
                Major General

                • Nov 2005
                • 2771

                #8
                Re: The New Alphabet

                ah hahaha...good one.

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                • LadyEye
                  General & Forum Moderator

                  • Jun 2006
                  • 10526

                  #9
                  Re: The New Alphabet

                  Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                  Hey Bill,
                  That is better than the old alphabet.....lol
                  But letters A and L are as follows:

                  A..... is for Alien, Alien the Leader.....
                  L..... is for Leader, Leader of the Aliens....

                  In futur there are no A's and L's in the new alphabet as that is soly for the Aliens to Lead the world.......lol

                  oh my Manuel ... you are too funny .........

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                  • Astraltraveller
                    General

                    • Jul 2006
                    • 4006

                    #10
                    Re: The New Alphabet

                    Originally posted by LadyEye
                    oh my Manuel ... you are too funny .........
                    You think I am..?????......lol
                    But dont you think I'm right?......those letters belong to us......roflmao

                    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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                    • LadyEye
                      General & Forum Moderator

                      • Jun 2006
                      • 10526

                      #11
                      Re: The New Alphabet

                      Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                      You think I am..?????......lol
                      But dont you think I'm right?......those letters belong to us......roflmao

                      Yes I do so agree ManAlien ... and now that you mention the fact that those letters belong to us, I need to wrestle you for the L ... L is for Ladlien - LadyEye .... oh no, I'm taking on the leader ..... lmao

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                      • Astraltraveller
                        General

                        • Jul 2006
                        • 4006

                        #12
                        Re: The New Alphabet

                        Originally posted by LadyEye
                        Yes I do so agree ManAlien ... and now that you mention the fact that those letters belong to us, I need to wrestle you for the L ... L is for Ladlien - LadyEye .... oh no, I'm taking on the leader ..... lmao
                        OK LadLien you can have them with the permission of THE LEADER USE THEM WISELY......LOL

                        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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                        • LadyEye
                          General & Forum Moderator

                          • Jun 2006
                          • 10526

                          #13
                          Re: The New Alphabet

                          Awe thank you Leader ... but I had a great idea ..... I'll take the little l and you take the big L .... that will work out perfectly ....... you the big guy, I the little eye .... roflmao .... ManAlien .. you cave very easily .. you must be a pleasure to live with ....... :)

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                          • Astraltraveller
                            General

                            • Jul 2006
                            • 4006

                            #14
                            Re: The New Alphabet

                            Originally posted by LadyEye
                            Awe thank you Leader ... but I had a great idea ..... I'll take the little l and you take the big L .... that will work out perfectly ....... you the big guy, I the little eye .... roflmao .... ManAlien .. you cave very easily .. you must be a pleasure to live with ....... :)
                            No No I'm not greedy, You being the 2nd in COMMAND you can also have the big L....LOLadlien
                            And no I don't cave easy I just like to be polite.....lol.....and a pleasure that is the answer from the people always around me......but that's me by nature.....lol

                            Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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                            • LadyEye
                              General & Forum Moderator

                              • Jun 2006
                              • 10526

                              #15
                              Re: The New Alphabet

                              Now you are a total "Elite leader" ... wow not too many leaders would give up the big stuff for their little guys, I mean little eyes, lol .....

                              Okay ....... you the leader
                              Me .... Ladlien ....

                              Now don't you go forgetting that and be using my Big L, cause I am greedy, roflmao, .......... Dear Santa, "I want it All" .... lol

                              You are a true pleasure ... can't wait until 2014 when we can all meet at Moon Camp ... lol ....

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