Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

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  • MandyN
    Major

    • Jan 2006
    • 397

    #31
    Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

    Originally posted by LadyEye
    Exactly Mandy, lol too funny, that old truck doesn't have any tires, so they will be huffing and puffing, they should have used their energy on better things, like being angels, like you and I ... lol ....

    lol... the eyes have it... angels they are... lol
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    • MandyN
      Major

      • Jan 2006
      • 397

      #32
      Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

      Originally posted by nlnieu16
      Hey Mandy,


      Great one !
      Thanks nlnieu16
      I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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      • MandyN
        Major

        • Jan 2006
        • 397

        #33
        Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

        Originally posted by kassi59
        I know my ex is definately barefoot....lol....probably still crawling or should I say slithering.....lol.....
        Maybe he is standing beside the road trying to hitch a ride, but he was also blessed with Harry Potters Invisibility Cloak, or should I have said cursed?... lol
        I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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        • MandyN
          Major

          • Jan 2006
          • 397

          #34
          Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

          Originally posted by LadyEye
          The women are the worse, and Mandy started it, and she's pregnant by one of them men ..... lol .....

          I'm keeping a diary on her, everyday, she loses a little something more, 7 more months to go too ... or darn near ....

          After a couple more months, we'll call for Mandy ... and she won't even hear us ... lol ....
          Who me? I am an angel remember... true my brain cells are dying with each day, but I'm still an angel... I could never own 'rollerskates'... I'm just too unco-ordinated... lol
          I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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          • LadyEye
            General & Forum Moderator

            • Jun 2006
            • 10526

            #35
            Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

            Originally posted by MandyN
            Who me? I am an angel remember... true my brain cells are dying with each day, but I'm still an angel... I could never own 'rollerskates'... I'm just too unco-ordinated... lol

            That's right Mandy, the EYES are the Angels, it's THOSE OTHER WOMEN they are the ones we refer to ... lol .....

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            • MandyN
              Major

              • Jan 2006
              • 397

              #36
              Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

              They BAAAAAAAADDDDD girls... lol
              I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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              • Astraltraveller
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                • Jul 2006
                • 4006

                #37
                Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

                Originally posted by LadyEye
                That's right Mandy, the EYES are the Angels, it's THOSE OTHER WOMEN they are the ones we refer to ... lol .....

                I'm wondering how many pairs of Roller skates I must ask god to have ready for you ladies........roflmao

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                • kassi59
                  Major General

                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2771

                  #38
                  Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

                  Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                  I'm wondering how many pairs of Roller skates I must ask god to have ready for you ladies........roflmao

                  let me know if you want me to pass them out while driving my candy ***** red convertible MG....lol....

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                  • MandyN
                    Major

                    • Jan 2006
                    • 397

                    #39
                    Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

                    Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                    I'm wondering how many pairs of Roller skates I must ask god to have ready for you ladies........roflmao

                    Absolutely none! I'm too in love with my sweetheart to even think of you as a man... thinking, thinking... no, you still appear to be just like a girl to me... lol
                    I Sing For My Soul... la, la, la...

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                    • LadyEye
                      General & Forum Moderator

                      • Jun 2006
                      • 10526

                      #40
                      Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

                      Originally posted by MandyN
                      Absolutely none! I'm too in love with my sweetheart to even think of you as a man... thinking, thinking... no, you still appear to be just like a girl to me... lol

                      Wow ... now that is deep, you must be in love .... and he is the ManAlien, I think your man has you brainwashed, lol ...

                      hey Mandy, I know we always say "It's the thought that counts" .... but he is the ManAlien and I have to respect my leader, he is a Man ... and if I keep those thoughts to myself, I'll still have my shiny convertible PT Cruiser .... lol

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                      • Astraltraveller
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                        • Jul 2006
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                        #41
                        Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

                        Originally posted by kassi59
                        let me know if you want me to pass them out while driving my candy ***** red convertible MG....lol....
                        On your convertible you might need a trailer, not enough boot space....lol

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                        • MandyN
                          Major

                          • Jan 2006
                          • 397

                          #42
                          Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

                          Originally posted by LadyEye
                          Wow ... now that is deep, you must be in love .... and he is the ManAlien, I think your man has you brainwashed, lol ...

                          hey Mandy, I know we always say "It's the thought that counts" .... but he is the ManAlien and I have to respect my leader, he is a Man ... and if I keep those thoughts to myself, I'll still have my shiny convertible PT Cruiser .... lol
                          ManAlien, WoManAlien... eh! what's the difference... lol
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                          • Mook25
                            Brigadier General

                            • Oct 2005
                            • 1427

                            #43
                            Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

                            the lady might have been faithful and just chosen the roller skates so as to feel the air rush through her hair ........... it's possible. lol
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                            • Astraltraveller
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                              • Jul 2006
                              • 4006

                              #44
                              Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

                              Originally posted by MandyN
                              ManAlien, WoManAlien... eh! what's the difference... lol
                              Me the man ....me THE LEADER.....LOL

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                              • LadyEye
                                General & Forum Moderator

                                • Jun 2006
                                • 10526

                                #45
                                Re: Joke : Men, what car will you get when you go to heaven?

                                Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                                Me the man ....me THE LEADER.....LOL

                                Yes Manuel ... who were to whom I was referring ... (can't figure out why Mandy doesn't have alienishly thoughts of you, lol - oh yeah, maybe cause she's pregnant, lol)

                                You the ManAlien ..... the leader yes, but not with that capital L remember ....

                                lol

                                ManAlien - leader .......

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