Joke : Psychological Christmas Songs

[MandyN]

Psychological Christmas Songs


SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town
. . . or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell . . .

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open
Fire.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True
Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

[LadyEye]

Re: Joke : Psychological Christmas Songs

oh this is so funny .... I am definitely Mania lmao .... this is a great one, I've never seen anything like it ... gonna be going out in emails ....

Thanks Mandy!

[MandyN]

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For the next 6 or 7 months you can bet that I will be one or another changing from day to day... lol... Damn hormones!

[LadyEye]

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For the next 6 or 7 months you can bet that I will be one or another changing from day to day... lol... Damn hormones!

lol ... signs of Paranoia setting in .... better change that song to the 9 months of pregnancy ... lmao ....

awe ... you will have some great days for sure ... and it will all be worth it ... that is when you think about it 20 years from now, lol ....

Chapter 2 is coming along quite nicely ...

[MandyN]

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lol... I like that... the 9 months of pregnancy... well we all know what my true love gave to me on the first day... lmao

[C L]

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lol cute

[beegud2]

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OMG...too funny MAndy....good one

[kassi59]

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lol..good one.

[LadyEye]

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lol... I like that... the 9 months of pregnancy... well we all know what my true love gave to me on the first day... lmao

lol Mandy ... just like you say ....

You sing for your soul!!

You can make a song out of anything .... lol

On the 2nd day of christmas your true love gave to you - "In Nine Months You'll Be Due" .....


lol

[MandyN]

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lmao... On the 3rd day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 3 hours of vomiting... lol

[LadyEye]

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On the 4th day of pregnancy, my true love gave to me .... 4 more inches ..... (okay, mind out of the gutter, the inches are around the waistline) lmao

tra la la la la la la la la



I singing for Baby!!.... not for my soul!! lol

[MandyN]

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roflmao... oh my... I'm glad you sorted that out, cause I was starting to hyperventilate... lol

On the 5th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 5 hemorrhoids...

[LadyEye]

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roflmao... oh my... I'm glad you sorted that out, cause I was starting to hyperventilate... lol

On the 5th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 5 hemorrhoids...

omg ... I think I'm pleading the 5th on that one .... lol ... (oh that's nasty, thought he was "all that" .... lol ... I'd be giving that present back, lol ... yup ... reject ... lol)

On the 6th day of christmas, your true love gave to you, "Time off from all the things you do" ....

lol .... now he's getting nicer .... lol

[MandyN]

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lmao... got a refund on the 5th...

on the 7th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 7 doctors visits, who all want to poke and prod my stomach...

[LadyEye]

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lmao... got a refund on the 5th...

on the 7th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 7 doctors visits, who all want to poke and prod my stomach...

lol ... must be close to christmas, all that sharing going on ... glad you got the refund ... that just wasn't worth it ...


on the 8th day of pregnancy, your true love gave to you, "false labour, complete with panting, sweating and those darn hormones acting up, in fact you broke his hand squeezing it" .... you might want a refund on this one too, but you're gonna get it anyway ... lol ...