Joke : Psychological Christmas Songs

[MandyN]

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lmao...

on the 9th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 9 bloody lectures, cause I wanted to play soccer and fell on my bum...

[LadyEye]

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lmao...

on the 9th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 9 bloody lectures, cause I wanted to play soccer and fell on my bum...

lol

on the 10th day of christmas your true love gave to you, a full bum massage, 9 nimble fingers, 8 special punctures, 7 deep probes, 6 pinches, 5 feather tickels, 4 oil rubs, 3 tat a tats, 2 rubby rubs, and 1 butt buster, lol ..... (wow, your tenth day was hot) ... lol

oh my, we may not finish this song before the bubby comes, lol ... or maybe we will ....

lol

[MandyN]

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lol

on the 10th day of christmas your true love gave to you, a full bum massage, 9 nimble fingers, 8 special punctures, 7 deep probes, 6 pinches, 5 feather tickels, 4 oil rubs, 3 tat a tats, 2 rubby rubs, and 1 butt buster, lol ..... (wow, your tenth day was hot) ... lol

oh my, we may not finish this song before the bubby comes, lol ... or maybe we will ....

lol

LMAO... on the 11th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 11 good excuses why I wanted to play soccer again just to get day 10 again...

[LadyEye]

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LMAO... on the 11th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 11 good excuses why I wanted to play soccer again just to get day 10 again...

On the 12th day of Christmas your true love gave to you "A lesson in asking for too much, and you got nothing" lmao ..... ho ho ho ....

[MandyN]

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On the 13th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me... 13 new reasons to re-think pregnancy again...

[LadyEye]

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On the 14th day of Pregnancy, your true love gave to you, a big kiwi pie, a relaxing cup of tea, and said you are "eating for two" and you look wonderful, really you do ... (awe, isn't he so sweet, lol)

[Dream Lady]

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Great one Mandy! I love it!! I too will be including that it a few emails out! and by the way....Congratulations on your Pregnancy! Your having fun with it and that's GREAT!

[nlnieu16]

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Like it !!!

[MandyN]

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Great one Mandy! I love it!! I too will be including that it a few emails out! and by the way....Congratulations on your Pregnancy! Your having fun with it and that's GREAT!

Thankyou Dream Lady, I am having fun with it... it's a wonderful experience, and I feel blessed to be able to experience it.

[MandyN]

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Like it !!!

Glad you liked it.

[MandyN]

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On the 14th day of Pregnancy, your true love gave to you, a big kiwi pie, a relaxing cup of tea, and said you are "eating for two" and you look wonderful, really you do ... (awe, isn't he so sweet, lol)

lol... so sweet that, on the 15th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 2 thunder thighs from all the kiwi pie, and has to lift me up off the couch... lol

[clanffa]

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LOL Very funny!!!!

[LadyEye]

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lol... so sweet that, on the 15th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 2 thunder thighs from all the kiwi pie, and has to lift me up off the couch... lol

on the 16th day of pregnancy your true love said to you, honey there is more than your thighs that need a lift, lol ... so giving you lots of support he managed to get those in shape again, the way they're supposed to ... lol ... and oh yeah it was uncomfortable, but you'll be better in the long run ... if he supports you now, lol .... roflmao ... I can see it now!!

Clanffa ... stick around, there are 275 days of this pregnancy, plenty of laughs to come ..... lol

[MandyN]

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on the 16th day of pregnancy your true love said to you, honey there is more than your thighs that need a lift, lol ... so giving you lots of support he managed to get those in shape again, the way they're supposed to ... lol ... and oh yeah it was uncomfortable, but you'll be better in the long run ... if he supports you now, lol .... roflmao ... I can see it now!!

Clanffa ... stick around, there are 275 days of this pregnancy, plenty of laughs to come ..... lol

lmao... on the 17th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 17 reasons to burst into tears and none of them made sense... lol

one of them was because he helped me off the couch... lol

[LadyEye]

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lmao... on the 17th day of pregnancy my true love gave to me, 17 reasons to burst into tears and none of them made sense... lol

one of them was because he helped me off the couch... lol

yeah and because you didn't wanna move, only wanted more pie, lol

On the 18th day of pregnancy, your true love gave to you 18 reasons to cheer up, and you knew he was right so you were so in delight you decided to celebrate with a chewy double fudge brownie delight, and a large glass of milk, and in fact you went for seconds, and then you had to undo another inch in your pants, lol ... and you started crying again ... lol