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  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    Dear Abby

    >Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
    >on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that

    >my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings but if I
    >answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a
    >lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
    >friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out
    >for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I
    >can hear a car driving off, as if she
    > has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
    >taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she

    >went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why

    >was I checking up on her? Anyway, I have never approached the subject with

    >my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last
    >night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I

    >was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then

    >hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came

    >home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed
    >that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is
    >this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
    >Thanks, Bob
    Sharon Chajin
  • beegud2
    Major General

    • Apr 2006
    • 2156

    #2
    Re: Dear Abby

    OMG..ROFL....too funny...lol...I was expecting something totally different...lol....just liek a man...proving once again his love of his car/boat/motorbike etc....good one Sharon.
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    • SChajin
      Major General

      • Jan 2006
      • 2792

      #3
      Re: Dear Abby

      Really....It goes to show how far they think ahead!
      Sharon Chajin

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      • beegud2
        Major General

        • Apr 2006
        • 2156

        #4
        Re: Dear Abby

        LOL...so true....ohhh well that's why we love em...hehe
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        • asirimarco
          Brigadier General

          • Jun 2006
          • 1208

          #5
          Re: Dear Abby

          pretty good one - guess it's all in the priorities

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          • kassi59
            Major General

            • Nov 2005
            • 2771

            #6
            Re: Dear Abby

            ayup, short attention span.....lol...

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: Dear Abby

              lol Sharon

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              • bill2006
                Lieutenant General

                • May 2006
                • 3421

                #8
                Re: Dear Abby

                Lol, very good.
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                • LadyEye
                  General & Forum Moderator

                  • Jun 2006
                  • 10526

                  #9
                  Re: Dear Abby

                  lol Sharon

                  I must say "I've never seen such sincerity" lol

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                  • kassi59
                    Major General

                    • Nov 2005
                    • 2771

                    #10
                    Re: Dear Abby

                    The more I read this the better I love it! Im copying it and sending to all I know!...lol
                    What a treasure..very funny!

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