Beezy & CL Messy Kitchen Thread

[Astraltraveller]

Re: Beezy & CL Messy Kitchen Thread

Yes Leader, and you are the boss, but I knew how you would feel ....

I believe 48 hours will tell the "tail" will it be a vodacious purebred vodalien or a "piglien"

lmao ....

Keep mopping Beapiggie ....

And clean the Leaders & 2nd in commands deck too please, this will earn you one hour off of our decision .... you could be promoted in as little as 47 hours if you do a good job.

It's hard being tough Leader ........... naw ..... I like it .... lmao

I agree but we have to do it.....

[C L]

Re: Beezy & CL Messy Kitchen Thread

Dear #2,

We respectfully request a transfer to the entertainment team aor testing team (heard his greatness was afraid of being tester). We volunteer for the position as we are uniquely qualified for it and even have certificates to prove it. We graduated top our piggy class from Pig University and think we deserve it. CL even has PhD in pig-o-nomics (how to get the best slop for your alien buck). So please reconsider our promotional status.

Yours Sincerely,

Bee A. Pig

Oh my you're too funny Beez....Bee A. Pig, yes yes back to the certificate....we do feel qualified for another job, rather than clean all da time. PLEASE RECONSIDER, I SECOND THE MOTION

[beegud2]

Re: Beezy & CL Messy Kitchen Thread

Oh my you're too funny Beez....Bee A. Pig, yes yes back to the certificate....we do feel qualified for another job, rather than clean all da time. PLEASE RECONSIDER, I SECOND THE MOTION

CL ..get craking ..this floor ain't cleaning it self...only 48 hours and we get of the dirt detail...hehe..then we be testers...all the foodies we cna handle...

[C L]

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Don't my dears more mops have just arrived......Alpha planet is cool I know.....lol
About promotion I will sleep on .....

Where da mops come from? You finding them somewhere, endless supply of punishment.....with dem mops.

[C L]

Re: Beezy & CL Messy Kitchen Thread

Yes Leader, and you are the boss, but I knew how you would feel ....

I believe 48 hours will tell the "tail" will it be a vodacious purebred vodalien or a "piglien"

lmao ....

Keep mopping Beapiggie ....

And clean the Leaders & 2nd in commands deck too please, this will earn you one hour off of our decision .... you could be promoted in as little as 47 hours if you do a good job.

It's hard being tough Leader ........... naw ..... I like it .... lmao

THIS SHOULD BE RECONSIDERED........I wanna know who's the boss?

[beegud2]

Re: Beezy & CL Messy Kitchen Thread

He's bought dem in bulk form the ACME company...another reson they don't work so well and tast awful to boot...CL ...you missed a spot...no no don't wipe it with your piggy butt...that's only when we wallow...hehe

[C L]

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He's bought dem in bulk form the ACME company...another reson they don't work so well and tast awful to boot...CL ...you missed a spot...no no don't wipe it with your piggy butt...that's only when we wallow...hehe

Oooops sorry, moving my piggy butt now, getting the spot, bought them in bulk from ACME, boy that Bugs Bunny, I thought he was on our side, yeh you feeling alright after eating the last batch.....almost accomplished our goal, who would of known they have an endless supply of mops....dang aliens, guess we won't be drinking anything either...they gots spies everywhere....even can read invisible ink....but not the mail.....grins...he he, get some big socks we can mop with socks, mop with mops, mops with socks, I will not eat green eggs and ham Sam I am...put some alientunes on, I work betta to the music, we's be good alien cleaners tonight....

[beegud2]

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YA...lay of the good stuff and drink only WATER...and be good pigaliens...and clean up all the crumbs. Down to 40 hours I think now...sheesh this is hard...we got 1 hour off for cleaning #1 &#2 's apartments. Sheesh tht #2 sure got stinky socks..phewwwie...and #1 ...well I think he's got secret pigalien in him...his sty...ummm i mean his quaters aren't that clean

But ours is nto to say but to do..so we do witha song in our lil piggy hearts and dancing on our piggy toes...clean clean clean....supercalifragilistic expialidocious (MAry Poppins)...lol

[Astraltraveller]

Re: Beezy & CL Messy Kitchen Thread

YA...lay of the good stuff and drink only WATER...and be good pigaliens...and clean up all the crumbs. Down to 40 hours I think now...sheesh this is hard...we got 1 hour off for cleaning #1 &#2 's apartments. Sheesh tht #2 sure got stinky socks..phewwwie...and #1 ...well I think he's got secret pigalien in him...his sty...ummm i mean his quaters aren't that clean

But ours is nto to say but to do..so we do witha song in our lil piggy hearts and dancing on our piggy toes...clean clean clean....supercalifragilistic expialidocious (MAry Poppins)...lol

Haaaa!!!! I see talking bad about #1 & #2 quarters hey!....carry on and punishment will be extended for another 72 hours.....am I heard loud and clear?

[LadyEye]

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Haaaa!!!! I see talking bad about #1 & #2 quarters hey!....carry on and punishment will be extended for another 72 hours.....am I heard loud and clear?

Eye Eye Leader .... this is truly a shame, as Beezy was doing so well, I in fact was considering lessening her sentence, but now an extention will be added. Do you think it is her cohert that is causing her to behave this badly, you know who I mean, CLpiggy .... but an order is an order and I will agree Leader ....

P.S.
Ladies, you may need to make an appointment with our Morale Officer, Katlien, to bring you to the vodacious vodalien terms that may help mend your troubles, counselling is available ... roflmao

[Astraltraveller]

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Eye Eye Leader .... this is truly a shame, as Beezy was doing so well, I in fact was considering lessening her sentence, but now an extention will be added. Do you think it is her cohert that is causing her to behave this badly, you know who I mean, CLpiggy .... but an order is an order and I will agree Leader ....

P.S.
Ladies, you may need to make an appointment with our Morale Officer, Katlien, to bring you to the vodacious vodalien terms that may help mend your troubles, counselling is available ... roflmao

Yes my dear 2nd in COMMAND she was behaving nicely, but I see she gets influenced easely by her cohrt .....so they will both get punishement extended until 17h00...Saturday 16-12-2006 that being LEADERS H.Q. time.....unless I feel generous and they behave themselves or they will get punished even longer....lmao

I agree with your idea, they should certainly make appointment with our Morale Officer, they should do this as soon as possible.....

[C L]

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I think I'm getting the Piggy Back Rap, we were good....we cleaned all the mess....and made no mess ..... worked our piggybutts off ..... no other alien cleans the ship ..... and the Alien Bar is loosing business .... everyone is going to Alpha for the Christmas party .... (we weren't there Friday night) we just heard the alien jargon "Aliens are saying not too much going on our ship just cleaning" I think there should be a vote .....
All appointed positions should be voted in .... I know I didn't vote to be cleaner .... nope. We make you a fruit fiesta cup .... flutters eyeslashes, time to RECONSIDER pretty please leader ....

Remember its Christmas

[Astraltraveller]

Re: Beezy & CL Messy Kitchen Thread

I think I'm getting the Piggy Back Rap, we were good....we cleaned all the mess....and made no mess ..... worked our piggybutts off ..... no other alien cleans the ship ..... and the Alien Bar is loosing business .... everyone is going to Alpha for the Christmas party .... (we weren't there Friday night) we just heard the alien jargon "Aliens are saying not too much going on our ship just cleaning" I think there should be a vote .....
All appointed positions should be voted in .... I know I didn't vote to be cleaner .... nope. We make you a fruit fiesta cup .... flutters eyeslashes, time to RECONSIDER pretty please leader ....

Remember its Christmas

Vote...!!!!! I THE LEADER and Supreme Commander together with my 2nd in COMMAND will decide on when, where and who to appoint to the various postings and that is final....with the help of our Morale Officer when required.
So dear ladies do your duties as required and do not disobey orders and on sneeking of food and drinks...

I know Christmas is only 15 days away, till then we will be watching how you 2 ladies progress......lmao

[beegud2]

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(Bee A. Pig prepares to suck up big time to #1 & #2....to get time reduction.)

Oh great MAnalien, LEader most high and his most beauteous, smart #2, she of things good and great...I was possessed I tell ya by RATS. Tha'ts what made me say those not so nice things ...BUT CL and I still cleaned and cleaned to make sure every thing was spic and span. We will continue and hope everything will be to your great satisfaction.

CL and I wow with the sacred pigalien shake ( shake it to tthe left, shake it to the right and then wiggle the piggy butt twice) that we will do our best to to keep your most vodacious ship like new.

We're off now to see KAtalien, the most wise, our Marale Officer. (Smiling and kowtowing backwards as they scrammble to get out f the LEaders office)

[Astraltraveller]

Re: Beezy & CL Messy Kitchen Thread

(Bee A. Pig prepares to suck up big time to #1 & #2....to get time reduction.)

Oh great MAnalien, LEader most high and his most beauteous, smart #2, she of things good and great...I was possessed I tell ya by RATS. Tha'ts what made me say those not so nice things ...BUT CL and I still cleaned and cleaned to make sure every thing was spic and span. We will continue and hope everything will be to your great satisfaction.

CL and I wow with the sacred pigalien shake ( shake it to tthe left, shake it to the right and then wiggle the piggy butt twice) that we will do our best to to keep your most vodacious ship like new.

We're off now to see KAtalien, the most wise, our Marale Officer. (Smiling and kowtowing backwards as they scrammble to get out f the LEaders office)

Do not try and twist the Morale Officer into believing all you going to tell....she already know all about you 2 ladies behaviour.....I have advised accordingly on the other page.....roflmao