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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Write Your Letters to Santa.....

    Write you Letters to SANTA......real funny.....lol

    Click on link:
    http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
    Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


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  • beegud2
    Major General

    • Apr 2006
    • 2156

    #2
    Re: Write Your Letters to Santa.....

    Here's my letter to Santa...roflmao



    Santa Claus
    North Pole, Earth

    Dear Santa,

    I have been a good Girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at CL's Office party. It was LE who spiked the punch with too much Vodka TIng Martini. I can't help it if I drank 10 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Jasmine.


    I thought it was funny when I put Astral's Dresses on my head and danced the Ballet on the Armchair while singing `Popcorn'. I didn't mean to break CL's **** and don't know why CL would accuse me of stealing.


    I don't remember calling Max's wife a singing cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick! And when I threw up on Liz's husband's legs, it was only because I ate too much of that chocolate.


    After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my bmw through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a baking horse and have me arrested for lying!


    So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all cheating and sleeping. And I'm really not to blame for any of this smiling stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

    Sincerely and drooling yours,
    Bee (Really a nice Girl!)
    P.S. It's only 10 bucks!</B>
    Beezz
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    • karel
      Brigadier General

      • Feb 2006
      • 1178

      #3
      Re: Write Your Letters to Santa.....

      Dear Santa,

      Can you tell me if I can use some of your elves in the off season please. I have a new idea for a certain product and wondered if you could maybe beat the quote I have from China?

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      • Astraltraveller
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 4006

        #4
        Re: Write Your Letters to Santa.....

        Santa Claus
        North Pole, Earth

        Dear Santa,
        I have been a good Boy.
        It really wasn't my fault what happened at Paul's Office party. It was Ann who spiked the punch with too much B eer. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Lavander.
        I thought it was funny when I put *****'s Pants on my head and danced the Salsa on the Table while singing `I Will Survive'. I didn't mean to break Paul's Computer and don't know why Paul would accuse me of Robbery.
        I don't remember calling Joy's wife a Stupid Goat---even though she looked like one with Brown eye shadow and Green lipstick!
        And when I threw up on Liz's husband's Legs, it was only because I ate too much of that Soup.
        After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Opel through my neighbor's Bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Dirty Pig and have me arrested for Murder! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Innocent and Smiling. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Sentence stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

        Sincerely and Jail yours,
        Manuel (Really a nice Boy!) P.S. It's only 5 bucks!</B>


        Click on link to write your letter:
        http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
        Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


        www.astralengineering.net
        www.masqueradecreations.com

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        • clanffa
          First Lieutenant

          • Nov 2006
          • 179

          #5
          Re: Write Your Letters to Santa.....

          Dear Santa
          I want Hannukah to be awsome this year
          Clan FFA-Halo 2 MLG, Machinima, and Glitch Clan
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          • C L
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 5561

            #6
            Re: Write Your Letters to Santa.....

            Santa Claus
            North Pole, Earth

            Dear Santa,
            I have been a good girl.
            It really wasn't my fault what happened at Beez's Office party. It was Beez who spiked the punch with too much Strawberry Dacquiri. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.
            I thought it was funny when I put Beez's Bra on my head and danced the Hula on the Bed while singing `Valerie'. I didn't mean to break Beez's CellPhone and don't know why Beez would accuse me of Shoplifting.
            I don't remember calling Big H's wife a perfect cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and yellow lipstick!
            And when I threw up on Charlene's husband's nose, it was only because I ate too much of that peach cobbler.
            After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Jeep through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a great chicken and have me arrested for murder! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all wonderful and good. And I'm really not to blame for any of this bad stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

            Sincerely and now yours,
            Robyn (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 3 bucks!


            lol Astral

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