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  • Karen Mac
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 8332

    Adult ... Moral of the story...

    LOL, this really cracked me up, but if youre easily offended then dont read it!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful queen with
    voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his
    desire would be death should he try to touch them. The king was a very
    jealous man.

    One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
    Physician, who was the king's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
    exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his
    desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without
    pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

    The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
    poured a litt le bit into the queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
    after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
    summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
    Physician informed the king and queen that only special saliva, if
    applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
    shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the
    cure for the itch.

    The king quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician
    then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,
    which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
    worked passionately on the queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
    The queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
    left satisfied and touted as a hero.

    Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
    Physician demanding his payment of 1, 000 gold coins. With his obsession
    now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
    knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the
    king, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

    The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
    itching powder into the king's underwear . The king immediately summoned
    Nick the Dragon Slayer...

    Moral of the story: Pay your bills!

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  • VodaHost
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    • Mar 2005
    • 12356

    #2
    Re: Adult ... Moral of the story...

    Very good.

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    • Karen Mac
      General

      • Apr 2006
      • 8332

      #3
      Re: Adult ... Moral of the story...

      TY, I was afraid it might get zapped! But it was funny!

      Karen

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      • Dream Lady
        Major General

        • Feb 2006
        • 2036

        #4
        Re: Adult ... Moral of the story...

        Cute Karen! I better go pay my holiday bills now!! lol
        Cindy Smentowski

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        • LadyEye
          General & Forum Moderator

          • Jun 2006
          • 10526

          #5
          Re: Adult ... Moral of the story...

          lol Karen ... u no chicken, even with all those breasts, lol

          Your "title" caught my EYE!! lol

          I thought Horatio was all those pinatas Bethers made ... I am getting confused now ... lol

          Cindy you lining up holiday bills already, too many office parties? roflmao

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          • asirimarco
            Brigadier General

            • Jun 2006
            • 1208

            #6
            Re: Adult ... Moral of the story...

            very funny -
            ann
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            • limebrook1
              Brigadier General

              • Jun 2005
              • 1583

              #7
              Re: Adult ... Moral of the story...

              Good one, Karen!
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              • juan
                Private

                • Dec 2006
                • 1

                #8
                Re: Adult ... Moral of the story...

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                • C L
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 5561

                  #9
                  Re: Adult ... Moral of the story...

                  lol Karen

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                  • MandyN
                    Major

                    • Jan 2006
                    • 397

                    #10
                    Re: Adult ... Moral of the story...

                    That's very funny... serve himself right too... lol
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                    • bill2006
                      Lieutenant General

                      • May 2006
                      • 3421

                      #11
                      Re: Adult ... Moral of the story...

                      Lol, very good.
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