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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

    21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas...

    1. I prefer breasts to legs

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

    4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

    5. I've never seen a better spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you put it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

    18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

    19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning

    20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

    21. I do like a good stuffing.

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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    #2
    Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

    hmmmm......

    I wouldn't expect this from a Leader ..... hmmm ....

    roflmao

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    • Dream Lady
      Major General

      • Feb 2006
      • 2036

      #3
      Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

      Originally posted by LadyEye
      hmmmm......

      I wouldn't expect this from a Leader ..... hmmm ....

      roflmao
      Why Holly...shame on you. Our leader is entitled to a nice Holiday Dinner just like the rest of us. Turkey and stuffing. Sounds great and I'm getting hungrier by the minute! lol
      Cindy Smentowski

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      • LadyEye
        General & Forum Moderator

        • Jun 2006
        • 10526

        #4
        Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

        Originally posted by Dream Lady
        Why Holly...shame on you. Our leader is entitled to a nice Holiday Dinner just like the rest of us. Turkey and stuffing. Sounds great and I'm getting hungrier by the minute! lol

        lol Cindy .... don't you just think that was just a little too much stuffing and gobbling .... lol ....

        But yeah, me too, and I am already feeling stuffed just thinking about it really, but I can't wait either .....

        P.S.
        I see you are missing in space again are you or just your spaceship is not running??

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        • Dream Lady
          Major General

          • Feb 2006
          • 2036

          #5
          Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

          Ok, Ok,,,,maybe our leader got carried away with all the stuffing and gobbling, but he will end up paying for it in the end. Generallien, may just send him bobbing again with that one!! lol

          I'm missing in space?? spaceship not running?? hmmmm gee I thought I was up and running all over the place....ok...maybe not as much as you, but hey...I've been making the rounds. Kinda hangin around here right now hoping maybe ***** shows up on another thread. I haven't been able to publish since around noon....making me sad....
          Cindy Smentowski

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          • LadyEye
            General & Forum Moderator

            • Jun 2006
            • 10526

            #6
            Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

            Originally posted by Dream Lady
            Ok, Ok,,,,maybe our leader got carried away with all the stuffing and gobbling, but he will end up paying for it in the end. Generallien, may just send him bobbing again with that one!! lol

            I'm missing in space?? spaceship not running?? hmmmm gee I thought I was up and running all over the place....ok...maybe not as much as you, but hey...I've been making the rounds. Kinda hangin around here right now hoping maybe ***** shows up on another thread. I haven't been able to publish since around noon....making me sad....

            ssssssshhhh ... that is what I was referring to .... shhhhh ....

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

              lol Astral

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              • beegud2
                Major General

                • Apr 2006
                • 2156

                #8
                Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

                ROFLMAO...ASTRAL - oh...too funny. Gotta send tht one around...lol.
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                • bill2006
                  Lieutenant General

                  • May 2006
                  • 3421

                  #9
                  Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

                  Funny
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                  • Dream Lady
                    Major General

                    • Feb 2006
                    • 2036

                    #10
                    Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

                    Originally posted by LadyEye
                    ssssssshhhh ... that is what I was referring to .... shhhhh ....
                    Lady! You will be happy to know that I have my spaceship back and ready for traveling!! Yea!!
                    Cindy Smentowski

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                    • Astraltraveller
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 4006

                      #11
                      Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

                      Originally posted by LadyEye
                      hmmmm......

                      I wouldn't expect this from a Leader ..... hmmm ....

                      roflmao

                      Why can't THE LEADER also have a bit of fun......lmao

                      Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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                      • C L
                        General

                        • Jul 2006
                        • 5561

                        #12
                        Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at Xmas

                        Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                        Why can't THE LEADER also have a bit of fun......lmao
                        I think you need to join Vasili in da cooler..... he he

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