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  • royb
    Major General

    • Mar 2006
    • 2483

    Tarzan

    When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted
    to him,and during her questions about his life, she asked him how
    he had sex?
    "Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
    Jane explained to him what sex was
    Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot- hole in trunk of tree."
    Horrified, Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will
    show you how to do it properly."
    She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here"
    she said,pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
    Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable
    manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
    Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.


    Eventually she managed to grasp for air and shouted, "What
    the hell did you do that for?"
    Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."


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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    #2
    Re: Tarzan

    Nice one Roy....lol

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    • C L
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5561

      #3
      Re: Tarzan

      lol

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      • SChajin
        Major General

        • Jan 2006
        • 2792

        #4
        Re: Tarzan

        lol
        Sharon Chajin

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