The Honeymoon is over!

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  • Dream Lady
    Major General

    • Feb 2006
    • 2036

    The Honeymoon is over!

    On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
    aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

    This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
    clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

    Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going
    through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

    Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had
    multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

    Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
    Cindy Smentowski
  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    #2
    Re: The Honeymoon is over!

    ooops, someone is in trouble.
    Bill
    www.blueearthtea.com
    www.ftaaconsulting.com
    www.iaval.com
    www.theemeraldbay.com

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    • C L
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5561

      #3
      Re: The Honeymoon is over!

      lol Cindy

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      • larazovich
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5811

        #4
        Re: The Honeymoon is over!

        that's a good one..
        Liz
        www.sebastopolparty.com
        www.raynordescendents.com

        Ring the bells that still can ring

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        • LadyEye
          General & Forum Moderator

          • Jun 2006
          • 10526

          #5
          Re: The Honeymoon is over!

          Wow ... what a smart lady ... talk about an investment, I guess she was always very willing then .... lol

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