What do elves learn in school?

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Bad Christmas jokes:

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q:Why does santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can hoe hoe hoe!

I know, terrible! Bit it is Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all,


John.

[bill2006]

Re: What do elves learn in school?

Lol, Merry Christmas

[C L]

Re: What do elves learn in school?

Ho, ho, ho........Merry Christmas to you

[LadyEye]

Re: What do elves learn in school?

Bad Christmas jokes:

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q:Why does santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can hoe hoe hoe!

I know, terrible! Bit it is Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all,


John.

Ha ha .... made me chuckle, wasn't too complicated, lol .......... just perfect actually!! Good ones!!

[Vasili]

Re: What do elves learn in school?

Harumph!

Someone tell the new guy that there are a few secrets about Santa that we are supposed to really keep to ourselves.

(Did anyone remember to pay the pimp???)