Corrupt a Wish Game

[Bethers]

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You know what you want but you can never get it.

I wish I had less need for sleep.


And Holly go get your mail LOL

[LadyEye]

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You know what you want but you can never get it.

I wish I had less need for sleep.


And Holly go get your mail LOL

- OKAY


Voila .... Bethers .... You find yourself without the need for sleep, but then the whole world was found sleeping and you were very very lonesome ....

I wish I had a baby picture ........ (cause I don't, waa waa waa)

[Vasili]

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- OKAY


Voila .... Bethers .... You find yourself without the need for sleep, but then the whole world was found sleeping and you were very very lonesome ....

I wish I had a baby picture ........ (cause I don't, waa waa waa)

What about the video made last night Baaaaabbbby????

WHOOPS!

You do in fact have a baby picture, and it is quite popular: it is on every bottle of Gerber ever made.....but, alas! you get no commission, for it has been more than ten years in the public domain!

I wish I could disappear now.....

[LadyEye]

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What about the video made last night Baaaaabbbby????

WHOOPS!

You do in fact have a baby picture, and it is quite popular: it is on every bottle of Gerber ever made.....but, alas! you get no commission, for it has been more than ten years in the public domain!

I wish I could disappear now.....

lol .... well at least I could collect the labels, lol ....


Abbracadabra .... I'm a magician and I've made Vasili disappear, and then when I tried to make him reappear he came back as a Lady .... hairy legs and all .... lmao

I wish I could make the time all over the world the same time everywhere!

[Dream Lady]

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La La La La...Ladyeye and her time! She wished for time to be the same all over the world at any given moment...and so it was. Everybody woke up at the same time, ate breakfast at the same time, went to work, ate lunch, went home, ate dinner, went to bed...all at the same time...including Santa and his elves. Well..needless to say, Christmas went by the wayside, because Santa was busy sleeping. No packages were delivered by UPS, Fedex, because they were all home sleeping. Because of this the earth stopped turning, just as the sun, was shining on Canada and then no one could ever sleep again in Canada...

(oh my....that was off the wall. lol)

I wish my dogs could talk

[Vasili]

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La La La La...Ladyeye and her time! She wished for time to be the same all over the world at any given moment...and so it was. Everybody woke up at the same time, ate breakfast at the same time, went to work, ate lunch, went home, ate dinner, went to bed...all at the same time...including Santa and his elves. Well..needless to say, Christmas went by the wayside, because Santa was busy sleeping. No packages were delivered by UPS, Fedex, because they were all home sleeping. Because of this the earth stopped turning, just as the sun, was shining on Canada and then no one could ever sleep again in Canada...

(oh my....that was off the wall. lol)

I wish my dogs could talk

CINDY???? Looks like you found a way to "bide your time" with some wine, eh??

Whiffle-waffle-crimble-brimble!
Who do you think has been having a little "tea party" in the kitchen all this time?
Your poochies have been having so much fun even making prank phone calls that you did not even notice that they were all to places like Pakistan, Indonesia, and Bangladesh.....all 617,118 minutes worth!!
Now they are going to haul you off to the doghouse where you can howl to your heart's content!

I wish we could arbritrarily shoot spammers and flim-flammers....

[LadyEye]

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CINDY???? Looks like you found a way to "bide your time" with some wine, eh??

Whiffle-waffle-crimble-brimble!
Who do you think has been having a little "tea party" in the kitchen all this time?
Your poochies have been having so much fun even making prank phone calls that you did not even notice that they were all to places like Pakistan, Indonesia, and Bangladesh.....all 617,118 minutes worth!!
Now they are going to haul you off to the doghouse where you can howl to your heart's content!

I wish we could arbritrarily shoot spammers and flim-flammers....

Ok Vasili .... your wish has been granted ... you've earned yourself a "shooting spree" and you jumped at the chance to begin shooting spammers and flim-flammers and just as you were set to begin you had forgotten to wish for the ammo .... so no go .... and the spamers and flim-flammers multiplied leaving us all in a worse state of Spam ....

I wish I could see the future through a crystal ball!!

[circuspet.com]

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Lady Eye:

Poof You have your orb but every time you try to act on any future event, the future is changed which only adds to your confusion.

I wish I had all the mony I spent foolishly.

[LadyEye]

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Lady Eye:

Poof You have your orb but every time you try to act on any future event, the future is changed which only adds to your confusion.

I wish I had all the mony I spent foolishly.

lol CP ..... dang future, lol

CP ............. Voila ............ You have all the money you have ever spent foolishly, only to realize you only had pennies, for what you did realize was that every penny spent was a lesson learned and could never replace any lessons learned with any amount of money ever .....


I wish I had my own airplane, with my own pilot!!

[circuspet.com]

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Poof, you are the proud owner of a ford tri-motor and your pilot Alfred E. Newman also packed your emergency parashute.

Now you can plan your final flight or should I say crash.


I wish I knew how to use every thing at my disposal

[Vasili]

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Poof, you are the proud owner of a ford tri-motor and your pilot Alfred E. Newman also packed your emergency parashute.

Now you can plan your final flight or should I say crash.


I wish I knew how to use every thing at my disposal

Ba-da-Binnnnggg! You truly CAN use everything at your disposal, Robert, thanks to the handy guide the plumber left right by the sink itself!
But! Alas! You forgot to take out the 2 spoons from your morning coffee, and you not only rudely awoke the little lady, but fried the damn thing and now require a return visit by the same plumber PLUS the cost of a new disposal!
(Gotcha! Playing with words, are weez??? LOL)


I wish I did not have to be aware of evil in the world.....

[LadyEye]

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Ba-da-Binnnnggg! You truly CAN use everything at your disposal, Robert, thanks to the handy guide the plumber left right by the sink itself!
But! Alas! You forgot to take out the 2 spoons from your morning coffee, and you not only rudely awoke the little lady, but fried the damn thing and now require a return visit by the same plumber PLUS the cost of a new disposal!
(Gotcha! Playing with words, are weez??? LOL)


I wish I did not have to be aware of evil in the world.....

Voillllllllaaaaaaalaaa .......... Vasili awakens to a new day, no evil, or at least that he is aware of ... so he plans his day in the usual way and later discovers that without evil there is no good, so his day was dull as "duck #&$^" lol

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

[Dori]

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Poof! LadyEye... your wish has been granted... YOU are an Oscar Meyer Wiener
BUT low and behold the dog you left in the cold has become inveritably Meaner
And ate your lil ole Wiener!

I wish I could be leaner!

[circuspet.com]

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Poof! Your now Kate Moss and can't find work and have no means to afford your coke habbit.

Sorry Kate I didn't mean it.... LOL

I wish I amused others as easily as I amuse myself.

[Dori]

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Alacazam Circus.... your wish has been granted!
Kate Moss is amused and laughs at your joke but the skinny b*tch says 'I still ain't sharing my coke!'

I wish I had a pony....