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  • Vasili
    Moderator

    • Mar 2006
    • 14683

    9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

    NINE POINTS TO PONDER FOR 2007


    #9
    Life is sexually transmitted. Death can be also, but there is a choice there, isn't it???


    #8
    Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. (or so I've been told)


    #7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
    (I am proof of that: Look! I'm a "General"!! LOL)


    #6
    Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


    #5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.


    #4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


    #3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???


    #2
    In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird.
    Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



    AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
    We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-******* is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.

    Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security??


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  • Vasili
    Moderator

    • Mar 2006
    • 14683

    #2
    Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

    PS: There really should have been ten, but I thought repeating the same thing would get old. I have been advised otherwise, so here goes:


    #10
    Read Forum Rules Before You Post, Or You Will Be Deleted!

    Gotcha!!
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    • beebrothers
      Captain

      • Dec 2006
      • 226

      #3
      Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

      Rotflmao
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      • nlnieu16
        Major

        • Jul 2006
        • 264

        #4
        Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

        Lol !!!
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        • LadyEye
          General & Forum Moderator

          • Jun 2006
          • 10526

          #5
          Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

          lol Vasili

          I've done my pondering and I vow to eat fish daily, take prozac regularly, get myself a slinky and pretend I'm a hurricane, lol ....

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          • limebrook1
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            • Jun 2005
            • 1583

            #6
            Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

            Lol!
            Trish
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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

              lol Vasili, Happy New Year to you!

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              • beegud2
                Major General

                • Apr 2006
                • 2156

                #8
                Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

                ROFLMAO...ohh...good one mi fren and well...I gotta say ... I like #6...the slinky....hehe....lol
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                • C L
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 5561

                  #9
                  Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

                  Originally posted by beegud2
                  ROFLMAO...ohh...good one mi fren and well...I gotta say ... I like #6...the slinky....hehe....lol

                  That's cause you're a slinky one yourself........ol' tinkertots......lol

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                  • beegud2
                    Major General

                    • Apr 2006
                    • 2156

                    #10
                    Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

                    Originally posted by C L
                    That's cause you're a slinky one yourself........ol' tinkertots......lol

                    SSSSSSHHHHH...noone's figured it out yet...and tried to push me down any stairs....great now I gotta watch out for stairs....sigh...LMAO
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                    • C L
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 5561

                      #11
                      Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

                      Originally posted by beegud2
                      SSSSSSHHHHH...noone's figured it out yet...and tried to push me down any stairs....great now I gotta watch out for stairs....sigh...LMAO
                      Oh sorry about that Beez, I forgot............ssssssssssssh supposed to be a secret.......dang it, I keep putting my foot in my mouth. (Leans against Beez and she falls down the stairs like a slinky.........lol) Ooooooooh Beezie, you ok? I didn't mean that........dang I'm clumsy today, all hooves.......oooops wrong thread......oh my, give me a drink.

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                      • beegud2
                        Major General

                        • Apr 2006
                        • 2156

                        #12
                        Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

                        Originally posted by C L
                        Oh sorry about that Beez, I forgot............ssssssssssssh supposed to be a secret.......dang it, I keep putting my foot in my mouth. (Leans against Beez and she falls down the stairs like a slinky.........lol) Ooooooooh Beezie, you ok? I didn't mean that........dang I'm clumsy today, all hooves.......oooops wrong thread......oh my, give me a drink.
                        Methinks the lady has been dipping in the chanpagne trough a bit too much...lol...(getting up slowly from the bottom of the stairs)...I'm Ok ..thanks...had to reach down as fast as possible...thanks for the shove....lol
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                        • choco777
                          Brigadier General

                          • Apr 2006
                          • 1526

                          #13
                          Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

                          As usual Vasili, Class stuff. One of your best. Never did get the address, is that telling me something...?
                          Choco777
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                          • Vasili
                            Moderator

                            • Mar 2006
                            • 14683

                            #14
                            Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

                            Originally posted by choco777
                            As usual Vasili, Class stuff. One of your best. Never did get the address, is that telling me something...?
                            George! I never really "spell out" my emails on a forum!!!

                            (Use your mouse to "rollover" the link to see my actual address!)
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                            • choco777
                              Brigadier General

                              • Apr 2006
                              • 1526

                              #15
                              Re: 9 Points To Ponder For 2007 .....

                              my idea was to email me.....not to worry
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