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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    Stir the Spaghetti ...

    A young girl had just got married and was upstairs with her husband. He was undressing and took off his shirt. Well, he had hair on his chest.

    The girl ran downd the steps into the kitchen with her mother, and said ma ma ma he has hair all over his chest. The mother said thats ok, lots of men have hair all over their chest. Now let me stir the spagetti, go up to your husband.

    Now the man was taking off his pants and she noticed he had hair all over his legs and body!

    She runs down the stairs screaming ma ma, ma ma, he has hair all over his body! The mother says, thats ok lots of men have hair all over their body, now let me stir the spagetti and you go back up there with your husband.

    Well he was taking off his ***** and socks. Unfortunately, when he was in the war, he had half his foot cut off.

    The girl ran down to her mother screaming ma ma, ma ma, he only has a foot and a half! Ma ma said, here you stir the spagetti, I'll go up...

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  • choco777
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1526

    #2
    Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

    AH Lady Eye, still in fine form I see. Hilarious!
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    • MandyN
      Major

      • Jan 2006
      • 397

      #3
      Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

      lmao... in his dreams... or her dreams?... lol
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      • LadyEye
        General & Forum Moderator

        • Jun 2006
        • 10526

        #4
        Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

        Originally posted by MandyN
        lmao... in his dreams... or her dreams?... lol

        lol Mandy ... I wonder about the "Meatballs" in that sauce .... might be a better trade .... lmao .... Can we say "Mama Mia Mandalia" lol

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        • Vasili
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          • Mar 2006
          • 14683

          #5
          Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

          Mmm-hmmm....the "old family recipie" I suppose??

          LOL
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          • MandyN
            Major

            • Jan 2006
            • 397

            #6
            Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

            I don't think I would be bringing my man home to meet mamma... she's bad... lol and after that thought Holly, I wouldn't dare touch the spaghetti sauce... lol
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            • LadyEye
              General & Forum Moderator

              • Jun 2006
              • 10526

              #7
              Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

              Originally posted by MandyN
              I don't think I would be bringing my man home to meet mamma... she's bad... lol and after that thought Holly, I wouldn't dare touch the spaghetti sauce... lol
              lol Mandy .........

              You must try the noodles though .... someone told me they are terrific ....
              hmmm .... wonder who that was .... lol

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              • darklight
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                • Jul 2006
                • 1309

                #8
                Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

                Poor thing, the disappointment she will have when she gets up there. hehe.

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                • MandyN
                  Major

                  • Jan 2006
                  • 397

                  #9
                  Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

                  Originally posted by LadyEye
                  lol Mandy .........

                  You must try the noodles though .... someone told me they are terrific ....
                  hmmm .... wonder who that was .... lol
                  Who!? Who!? Tell me who it was?... lol
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                  • LadyEye
                    General & Forum Moderator

                    • Jun 2006
                    • 10526

                    #10
                    Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

                    Originally posted by MandyN
                    Who!? Who!? Tell me who it was?... lol
                    lol ... you sounding like an owl ... so I think you are as wise as one ... so you can figure ... lol

                    Nice to see you Teri .... you too have been amongst the missing ....

                    Everyone .... back to voda ... row call please .... lmao

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                    • MandyN
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                      • Jan 2006
                      • 397

                      #11
                      Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

                      Originally posted by LadyEye
                      lol ... you sounding like an owl ... so I think you are as wise as one ... so you can figure ... lol

                      Nice to see you Teri .... you too have been amongst the missing ....

                      Everyone .... back to voda ... row call please .... lmao

                      lol... yes I can guess... lol better keep my big owl eyes open for passing prey... lol
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                      • Lincslady
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                        • Jan 2006
                        • 1397

                        #12
                        Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

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                        • darklight
                          Brigadier General

                          • Jul 2006
                          • 1309

                          #13
                          Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

                          Cheers LadyEye. Hope you had a good Christmas.

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                          • bill2006
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                            • May 2006
                            • 3421

                            #14
                            Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

                            Hmmmm
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                            • SChajin
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                              • Jan 2006
                              • 2792

                              #15
                              Re: Stir the Spaghetti ...

                              Good One
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