The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes & More!

[Vasili]

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lol that's funny .... hee hee

What? Are you watching late night, or now that it is morning, is the neighbor getting the paper in his shorts again?
What? What?

[LadyEye]

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What? Are you watching late night, or now that it is morning, is the neighbor getting the paper in his shorts again?
What? What?

lol .... Neither ... It's the "All Night Show" lol ...
59th wind for today I might say ... oh my ....
I don't like my neighbor, he is nasty ... so I really don't want to know what's in his shorts ... lol

[Vasili]

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Now THAT was funny.....

[LadyEye]

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u think .....

I thought it was a rather "short" one .... lol ....

It's always the "shorts" that get the Male Species ....

hee hee

[Dream Lady]

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You guys are good! I love them all. Here is a video that was sent to me. I thought it was cute.

www.journeysadmin.com/MOTHEROFTHEYEAR.wmv

[LadyEye]

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lol Cindy ... there's nothing like learning from experience eh!!

I'll bet that did the trick .... no more fits ... lol

[LadyEye]

Re: More Men Bashing ... lol ...

He said ….I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it.
She said .. . You wear pants don't you?

He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.....

On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . " I do not"

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?

• Both of them.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?

• We don't know; it has never happened.

[Vasili]

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OK....here's some more one-liners to brighten your day! Rodney Dangerfiled's Classics, from a buddy living in Thailand....
(At least if you smile, you'll brighten the room!)



My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over.
Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"
She said, "No, I hate myself now."

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked "Why?" He said "Because you came home early."

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with.


Actually, that last one reminded me of LadyEye's neighbor!

[LadyEye]

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lol - My neighbour is a Naybob ... lol

This is my favorite ... hilarious ....

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over.
Nobody was home!

[choco777]

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Liz,
That was priceless!

LE,
I'm ;ooling for the ironing board now, loved it!

[Dori]

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All of you are hilarious... I am going to have to find some jokes to share!

[LadyEye]

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Liz,
That was priceless!

LE,
I'm ;ooling for the ironing board now, loved it!

lol Choco ...... hope you have nose plugs, I am sure your wife can attest to that .... phewwwwwwww .... lol .... Bet she can't do that any better than you can iron though, lol ....

[bill2006]

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Very funny.

[bill2006]

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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says: "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert...can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies:
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in"

[LadyEye]

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Good one Bill ....nice one to hear out loud ... lol