The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes & More!

[LadyEye]

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IDM = Internet Download Manager -- the utility ***** suggested to organize all the downloads and "file management" ..... not cheap, not expensive, and is actually pretty neat....but it always jumps up to download everything (which can be annoying, especially on websites created by BV for example). Haven't figured out how to turn it into an "option": it's either on or off. > catches a lot of spurrious/nefarious downloads <

http://www.internetdownloadmanager.com

I do all my own downloading, and I am in total control ....
hee hee hee ...

[Vasili]

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What's the use if the files are all garbled?
Hoo-Hoo-Hoo.......OK, running now since things are flying at me!

[LadyEye]

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What's the use if the files are all garbled?
Hoo-Hoo-Hoo.......OK, running now since things are flying at me!

lol .... I think the american internet connection is not comparable to the canadians ... I don't know ... half of what seems to ail, doesn't ail us here ... or at least not me ... I don't know ....

No need to be running now, you'll be having to do enuf of that on your trip ...

[Dream Lady]

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Where ya goin Eric? Somewhere exotic I hope!

[Vasili]

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San Soucci, Jamaica, 4th-12th....
(Issa himself is "sneaking me in" to be alone in luxury)

Bee will be on the other side at a wedding, and the only "side trip" left is to look up Cat. Stanley for a day of fishing, I guess....
Me, my laptop, the sun, and the epitome of luxury that is only San Soucci..........................

[Dream Lady]

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Well, Eric, I hope you have a wonderful, relaxing time! I just put my hubby on a plane this morning for Hawaii and here I sit with snow and cold. I'm sooooo jealous.

[Vasili]

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Oh, Cindy! Don't be!
Believe you me, there is nothing quite like being in a real home, full of memories and love.....

[larazovich]

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yeah well there is alot to be said for sand and sun, I say..

[LadyEye]

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yeah well there is alot to be said for sand and sun, I say..

Okay Liz, just so you know ... we are having a snow storm here and there is a ton of ice mixed with this snow, and real windy and yeah, so you know what I think of the sun and sand .... it's all white!! Hey Cindy, I'm with you in all that white stuff .... hmmmmmmm.....

[larazovich]

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oohhh well bummer about the snowstorm. We have had about a week of rain, but just spring rain, mostly.. Today it stopped, and it was about 70 degrees outside, first day with the doors and windows open all day It was heavenly..

[LadyEye]

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oohhh well bummer about the snowstorm. We have had about a week of rain, but just spring rain, mostly.. Today it stopped, and it was about 70 degrees outside, first day with the doors and windows open all day It was heavenly..

Well Liz, just cause you made that sound so good, I am now gonna go and open all my windows and doors, this snow is not gonna get me down ... lol
I wanna look like an "icicle" too ....

[Vasili]

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yeah well there is alot to be said for sand and sun, I say..

I loved living in Florida, Liz, but there are times I longed for real dirt between my toes!
(And it does get old looking like a big shrimp most of the year!)

While I'm gone, you think you and LadyEye can fill this thread up with some free smiles for our friends?

I am sure everyone would appreciate it immensely.....seems rather droll in VT recently!

[Vasili]

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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and quietly talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church! Everyone started screaming... and running for the front entrance, trampling each other, in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty.... except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving.... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Satan walked up to the man and asked, "Do you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man in an even tone.

"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you are still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The elderly man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

[larazovich]

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A good one Eric.
Yep Ladyand I will keep it rollin' for ya

[Vasili]

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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

The deputy says," License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the deputy. “License and registration, please."

The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"