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  • Vasili
    Moderator

    • Mar 2006
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    Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes & More!

    Puh -leassse!

    And here I thought the onions on your hamburger were too strong!
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    • karenwms63
      Colonel

      • Feb 2008
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      this is so you, my friend, Vasili...I should know...the doctor slapped my mama...lol
      Enjoy the videos and music that you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube.
      Karen Williams
      Your Belief is Your Reality

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      • Vasili
        Moderator

        • Mar 2006
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        LOL .... Oh! Karen, caught me "gnawing" did you??

        Takes me back, that did, Girlfriend! I always though my personal anthem was "Rock & Roll Fantasy" but come to think of it, this one comes pretty close (and pretty much fills the gaps between your vid above and the mood you left me with) > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfHDJYvZPwg
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        • karenwms63
          Colonel

          • Feb 2008
          • 865

          Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes & More!

          You Swarthy Pirate...You...You are definitely bad! That's My Theme song! Who said you could use it against me...LOL!
          Karen Williams
          Your Belief is Your Reality

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          • C L
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 5561

            Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes & More!

            Originally posted by Vasili View Post
            Puh -leassse!

            And here I thought the onions on your hamburger were too strong!

            .....onions and garlic, meh, little jack too..lol

            ....yes Karen, he is bad

            <runs>

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            • Vasili
              Moderator

              • Mar 2006
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              Originally posted by C L;260262....yes Karen, he is bad [IMG
              http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG]

              <runs>
              YES ...... REAL BAD !!!
              >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSoEP1NVmPM <<



              You can run that fast or that far from me, Robyn! Might as well give up and share a <cigar>.....
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              • C L
                General

                • Jul 2006
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                Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes &amp; More!

                There's an oldie.....

                Did you have long hair and bell bottoms? lol

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                • Vasili
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                  • Mar 2006
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                  Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes &amp; More!

                  Originally posted by C L View Post
                  There's an oldie.....

                  Did you have long hair and bell bottoms? lol
                  Of course!
                  Super-bell jeans, black boots, black leather jacket, keys hanging off my beltloop, red eyes ... the whole nine yards. Funny thing, I was the only one of the "group" that was straight-A and going to Merritt College more than half the day in my Junior Year: I looked pretty much like a Hell's Angel with an IQ of 163!
                  1977 .... definitely buzzed in this one



                  I guess I did pretty good, and cleaned up a bit for graduation, even though by then I was a stranger on campus.....
                  1978


                  Just had our 30th Reunion. Unbelieveable!


                  I opened my big mouth that it would be nice if we had a website to get in touch easier, and guess who got stuck with it?? Right....well, it's started, but I am not gonna write all the content, scan all the images, or hand type all the lists, so it just sits there until Heidi and Joleen get me what I need to finish the damned thing!
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                  • jkadin
                    Brigadier General

                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1478

                    Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes &amp; More!

                    Originally posted by Vasili View Post
                    Of course!
                    Super-bell jeans, black boots, black leather jacket, keys hanging off my beltloop, red eyes ... the whole nine yards. Funny thing, I was the only one of the "group" that was straight-A and going to Merritt College more than half the day in my Junior Year: I looked pretty much like a Hell's Angel with an IQ of 163!
                    1977 .... definitely buzzed in this one



                    I guess I did pretty good, and cleaned up a bit for graduation, even though by then I was a stranger on campus.....
                    1978


                    Just had our 30th Reunion. Unbelieveable!


                    I opened my big mouth that it would be nice if we had a website to get in touch easier, and guess who got stuck with it?? Right....well, it's started, but I am not gonna write all the content, scan all the images, or hand type all the lists, so it just sits there until Heidi and Joleen get me what I need to finish the damned thing!
                    I can not picture you with long hair. What happened to it. I know the saying hair today gone tommorow. well at least I got some of mine left and refuse to part with it. well lets put it this way I even have more hair than my son, his hair genes takes after on his mother's side. O.K. BTS was you at least a hit with the ladies back then.
                    sigpicJoe
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                    www.anytime-figurines.com


                    "laughter is the best medicine"
                    The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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                    • Vasili
                      Moderator

                      • Mar 2006
                      • 14683

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                      A hit with the ladies? You bet! (You know they all want a "Bad Boy" to lean on, right? Being "Brilliant & Bad" gave me a singular edge, I guess!)

                      I was going with Rochelle in my Junior year, which caused quite a stir since she was a Senior and from opposite sides of the fence, so to speak: her brother was BMOC on the football team, and I was who I was. Funny thing, I have a couple yearbooks here at the office so I can recognize people as they register with the Forums and approve them, and I have Rocehlle's picture here with very sweet nothings penned on the back. Brings back memories, to be sure!
                      ROCHELLE, My Main Squeeze, 1977


                      What happened to my hair? Hell, I dunno ..... started jumping off during my Sophomore year at Trinity College probably due to the massive amounts of coffee and the stress of taking 21 units per semester.....
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                      • C L
                        General

                        • Jul 2006
                        • 5561

                        Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes &amp; More!

                        Originally posted by Vasili View Post
                        Of course!
                        Super-bell jeans, black boots, black leather jacket, keys hanging off my beltloop, red eyes ... the whole nine yards. Funny thing, I was the only one of the "group" that was straight-A and going to Merritt College more than half the day in my Junior Year: I looked pretty much like a Hell's Angel with an IQ of 163!
                        1977 .... definitely buzzed in this one



                        I guess I did pretty good, and cleaned up a bit for graduation, even though by then I was a stranger on campus.....
                        1978


                        Just had our 30th Reunion. Unbelieveable!


                        I opened my big mouth that it would be nice if we had a website to get in touch easier, and guess who got stuck with it?? Right....well, it's started, but I am not gonna write all the content, scan all the images, or hand type all the lists, so it just sits there until Heidi and Joleen get me what I need to finish the damned thing!
                        o Vasili, you are a cutey, lol @ all that hair.....you cleaned up nicely for grad.

                        ..opened up your big mouth eh? ....jeeez how unlike u to do that.....haha

                        (just kiddn')

                        Rochelle is a pretty girl.....

                        hm..........>>(1977 .... definitely buzzed in this one)

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                        • Vasili
                          Moderator

                          • Mar 2006
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                          Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes &amp; More!

                          Originally posted by C L View Post
                          hm..........>>(1977 .... definitely buzzed in this one)
                          Honey, back then EVERYONE was buzzed or burnt-out already! Few of us were able to smile as was I though. Maybe that's why at the Reunion I was the one that was getting so much attention??
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                          • karenwms63
                            Colonel

                            • Feb 2008
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                            Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes &amp; More!

                            Karen Williams
                            Your Belief is Your Reality

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                            • eaglesfan
                              Sergeant First Class

                              • Sep 2008
                              • 54

                              Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes &amp; More!

                              lolololololol i love that one
                              -Ed Larson

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                              • patsy121105
                                Major

                                • Jul 2008
                                • 278

                                Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes &amp; More!

                                Just popped in to say "Hello"

                                The Parrot

                                A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
                                There was a sign on the cage that said &#163;100.00
                                'Why so little,' she asked the pet storeowner.
                                The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vu**ar stuff.'
                                The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
                                She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
                                The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.'
                                The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'
                                When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
                                'New house, new madam, new girls.'
                                The girls and the woman began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
                                Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
                                The bird looked at him and said,
                                'Hi, Keith!



                                Have a nice day
                                Patsy
                                www.waterlandspark.co.uk

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