The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes & More!

[Vasili]

Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes & More!

LOL.....got a little bit of that "Cowboy" in you, huh?

[sedona]

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Well, I've stated before I've done some wranglin'... When we were in England in the Spring, the kids were pretty taken with Aunty Sharon's 'cowboy'.....

[Vasili]

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Woo-HOO! Spurs an' all! Ride on, I say - Ride on!

[Vasili]

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OK .... time for a blonde joke or two!

Better yet, here's one joke about two blondes!

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'Its square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

[mattmftw]

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There is a smart friend and a dumb friend. The smart one is watching the 6pm news and a man threatens to commit suicide. He does. Then at 11pm, the dumb friend comes over to watch the 11pm news. They watch the same suicide scene. The smart friend tells the dumb friend, "I bet you $20 that he jumps" "I bet you $20 he doesn't" says the dumb friend. He commits suicide, and the dumb friend says, "Alright, heres the $20..." But the smart friend says, "I can't accept that, I saw this video earlier." The dumb friend says, "So did I, I didn't think he'd do it again."

[mattmftw]

Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes & More!

Lol that blonde joke was awesome! Nice post Vasili!

[jkadin]

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A girls first time


As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

[Vasili]

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"Da wamfnt inken nuffin buh ow zoo et eez ingerz owda ni mout!"

[Vasili]

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Ya know ... the whole idea way back when was to post jokes in a single thread rather than create untold numerous ones (which bury other threads unnecessarily).

What happened?

[Vasili]

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I guess there is too much going on in the Club to notice this thread, huh?

[DM Owner]

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lol good one!

glad I havent been that drunk and I drink rum!

-DM

[Bobwilliams]

Re:SMILE FACTORY

A Kiowa man has six beautiful children, and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home my little mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, father of four!".
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Bob Williams

[Vasili]

Re: The Smile Factory :: VodaJokes & More!

When does the "wampum" start???

LOLOL

[karenwms63]

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Can you solve this puzzle?

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way
and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

























* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *

[Vasili]

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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only."The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, laughing with tears in his eyes and said, "To see your wife"!