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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    montana cowboy -

    A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
    pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud
    towards him.
    The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, ***** *****, Ray Ban
    sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If
    I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,
    will you give me a calf?"
    The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
    peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
    The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
    connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA
    page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation
    system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to
    another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution
    photo.
    The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and
    exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

    Within seconds, he receives an email on his **** Pilot that the image
    has been processed and the data stored.
    He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel
    spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes,
    receives a response.
    Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
    miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
    says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
    "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the
    cowboy.
    He ******* the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused
    as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
    Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you
    exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
    The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why
    not?"
    You're A Democrat Congressman for the U.S. Government", says the cowboy.
    "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
    "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even
    though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already
    knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much
    smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this
    is a herd of sheep.
    Now give me back my dog.


    NOW THATS TOO FUNNY...LOL
  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    #2
    Re: montana cowboy -

    Lol, funny.
    Bill
    www.blueearthtea.com
    www.ftaaconsulting.com
    www.iaval.com
    www.theemeraldbay.com

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    • larazovich
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5811

      #3
      Re: montana cowboy -

      I like that one..

      I heard that before, but the guy was an engineer....
      Liz
      www.sebastopolparty.com
      www.raynordescendents.com

      Ring the bells that still can ring

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