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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    Priceless

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
    Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
    taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
    the party.
    As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
    Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
    he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
    table.
    And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his
    clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the
    room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
    rest of the house.
    He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
    staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note
    hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on
    it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on
    the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite
    dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
    breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is
    also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
    "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
    over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
    and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
    Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such
    perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
    waiting for me??"
    His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
    when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
    I'm married!!"
    Broken Coffee Table $239.99
    Hot Breakfast $4.20
    Two Aspirins $.38
    Saying the right thing, at the right time . . . . . PRICELESS!

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  • choco777
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1526

    #2
    Re: Priceless

    Nice one LE!
    Choco777
    www.mayatabasco.com


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    • Lincslady
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2006
      • 1397

      #3
      Re: Priceless

      lol Love it!
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      • Vasili
        Moderator

        • Mar 2006
        • 14683

        #4
        Re: Priceless

        Good Training produces reliable results, right ladies??
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        • Lincslady
          Brigadier General

          • Jan 2006
          • 1397

          #5
          Re: Priceless

          Of course ;o)
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          • bill2006
            Lieutenant General

            • May 2006
            • 3421

            #6
            Re: Priceless

            Lol. very good
            Bill
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            • circuspet.com
              Brigadier General

              • Feb 2006
              • 1104

              #7
              Re: Priceless

              Saying the right thing has never been a problem in my home. still waiting for the rewards.

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              • larazovich
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 5811

                #8
                Re: Priceless

                oh that's a good one..

                Liz
                www.sebastopolparty.com
                www.raynordescendents.com

                Ring the bells that still can ring

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