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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Smart Answers.....

    THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006



    SMART ASS ANSWER #6

    It was meal time during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like

    dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

    "What are my choices?" John asked.

    "Yes or no" she replied. amoir



    SMART ASS ANSWER #5

    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As

    a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his

    trench coat and flashed her.

    Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your

    stub."



    SMART ASS ANSWER #4

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she

    couldn't find one big enough for her family.

    She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

    The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."



    SMART ASS ANSWER #3

    The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled

    down his window.

    "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

    The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

    When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a

    ticket.



    SMART ASS ANSWER #2

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads,

    "Low Bridge Ahead."

    Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under

    the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.

    The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on

    his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"

    The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of

    gas."



    SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006

    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I

    won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider

    a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your

    immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

    A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What

    would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter

    sexual exhaustion?"

    The entire classis reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is

    restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and

    sweetly says,

    "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!"

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    #2
    Re: Smart Answers.....

    lol ManAlien .... good ones .... My favorite .... hope I never have to try it, but gonna keep it in my "Back pocket" lol

    SMART ASS ANSWER #3

    The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled

    down his window.

    "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

    The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

    When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a

    ticket.

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    • limebrook1
      Brigadier General

      • Jun 2005
      • 1583

      #3
      Re: Smart Answers.....

      Needed a good laugh after the day I had! Thanks!
      Trish
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      • Dream Lady
        Major General

        • Feb 2006
        • 2036

        #4
        Re: Smart Answers.....

        Good ones!!
        Cindy Smentowski

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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: Smart Answers.....

          Glad you ladies enjoyed them....lol

          See my new look above....lol......eh eh eh

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          • Lincslady
            Brigadier General

            • Jan 2006
            • 1397

            #6
            Re: Smart Answers.....

            lol love the bridge one!..wish I was quik witted like that
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            • LadyEye
              General & Forum Moderator

              • Jun 2006
              • 10526

              #7
              Re: Smart Answers.....

              Originally posted by Astraltraveller
              Glad you ladies enjoyed them....lol

              See my new look above....lol......eh eh eh

              ManAlien - the man of ever changing faces ... lol

              Who will you be tomorrow?????

              lol

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              • Lincslady
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                • Jan 2006
                • 1397

                #8
                Re: Smart Answers.....

                George Clooney would be nice :o)
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                • LadyEye
                  General & Forum Moderator

                  • Jun 2006
                  • 10526

                  #9
                  Re: Smart Answers.....

                  Originally posted by Lincslady
                  George Clooney would be nice :o)

                  lol Linda .....

                  Wouldn't shock me if that is who he shows up as ..... he is all about "pleasing the ladies" lol .....

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                  • beebrothers
                    Captain

                    • Dec 2006
                    • 226

                    #10
                    Re: Smart Answers.....

                    lol..
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                    • Astraltraveller
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 4006

                      #11
                      Re: Smart Answers.....

                      Originally posted by LadyEye
                      lol Linda .....

                      Wouldn't shock me if that is who he shows up as ..... he is all about "pleasing the ladies" lol .....

                      Sure will try......lol.....

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                      • bill2006
                        Lieutenant General

                        • May 2006
                        • 3421

                        #12
                        Re: Smart Answers.....

                        Good ones. LOL
                        Bill
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                        • Astraltraveller
                          General

                          • Jul 2006
                          • 4006

                          #13
                          Re: Smart Answers.....

                          Originally posted by Lincslady
                          George Clooney would be nice :o)
                          G...G...George......who.......?........C...C...Clo oney......roflmao....eh eh eh

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                          • Lincslady
                            Brigadier General

                            • Jan 2006
                            • 1397

                            #14
                            Re: Smart Answers.....

                            Blimey! it is him! ....wanna cuppa tea? ...lol
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                            • LadyEye
                              General & Forum Moderator

                              • Jun 2006
                              • 10526

                              #15
                              Re: Smart Answers.....

                              Originally posted by Lincslady
                              Blimey! it is him! ....wanna cuppa tea? ...lol

                              lol Linda .... blimey .... explain that now ..... and only tea .... geesh ....
                              lol

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