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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Spiders....

    Spiders........



    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He Smiled as

    he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears Formed in

    his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature Through

    such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

    He went over to see what work of God had captured her attention.

    He noticed she

    Was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders

    doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

    "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

    "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he

    replied,

    "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, Then

    took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any Of that

    moffie **** in our garden."

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: Spiders....

    lol

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    • darklight
      Brigadier General

      • Jul 2006
      • 1309

      #3
      Re: Spiders....

      HAHAHAHAHA *emails around* totally superb!

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      • Dori
        Lieutenant Colonel

        • Sep 2006
        • 581

        #4
        Re: Spiders....

        Bwahahahahahaha
        Naturally Yours,
        Dori
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