Jogging Bill......

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  • Astraltraveller
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    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Jogging Bill......

    Bill Clinton started jogging near his
    new home in Chappaqua.

    But on each run he happened to jog
    past a hooker standing on the same
    street corner, day after day.

    With some apprehension he would brace
    himself as he approached her for what
    was most certainly to follow.

    "Fifty dollars!" she would cry
    out from the curb.

    "No, Five dollars!"
    fired back Clinton .

    This ritual between Bill and the
    hooker continued for days.

    He'd run by and she'd yell,
    "Fifty dollars!"

    And he'd yell back,
    "Five dollars!"

    One day however,
    Hillary decided that she
    wanted to accompany her
    husband on his jog!

    As the jogging couple neared the problematic
    street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
    bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
    wonder what he'd really
    been doing on all his past outings.

    He realized he should have a
    darn good explanation
    for the junior Senator.

    As they jogged into the turn that would
    take them past the corner,
    Bill became even more apprehensive
    than usual.

    Sure enough,
    there was the hooker!

    Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
    as she watched the pair jog past.

    Then,

    from the sidewalk,

    the hooker yelled...


    See what you get for five bucks!?"

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