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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

    One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-
    shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
    to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
    "It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
    He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

    And they say blondes are dumb...
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
    "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
    The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
    Jack says as he stepped
    out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would
    think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
    "Probably that I married you for your money,"
    she replied.
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board
    while I sit on the sofa and fart.
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

    A: A rumor
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
    wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to
    them
    and said that because they had been so good that each one of them
    could have one wish.
    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her
    husband.

    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

    Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
    Gotta love that fairy!
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    Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
    Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll
    beat him to
    death.
    AMEN
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Q: Why do little boys whine?
    A: They are practicing to be men.
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
    A: Trustworthy.
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
    and calling your name?
    A: You did not hold the pillow down long
    enough.

    -----------------------------------------------------------
    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
    A: It helps them remember which end
    they need to wipe.
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
    -----------------------------------------------------------

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  • Girlonthehill
    General

    • Oct 2005
    • 4193

    #2
    Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

    Originally posted by LadyEye
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    Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
    Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll
    beat him to
    death.
    AMEN

    -----------------------------------------------------------
    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    ROFLMBO!! At these two in particular.

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    • Karen Mac
      General

      • Apr 2006
      • 8332

      #3
      Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

      Q: What do you call a man who has lost his mind?

      A: A widower!

      :)

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      • Vasili
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        • Mar 2006
        • 14683

        #4
        Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

        It seems Holly and Lorna are enjoying some good guffaws after dinner.....
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        • bill2006
          Lieutenant General

          • May 2006
          • 3421

          #5
          Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

          Lol
          We can take it.
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          • LadyEye
            General & Forum Moderator

            • Jun 2006
            • 10526

            #6
            Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

            Well I guess that is just why there are so many of these icons around everywhere ... lol .....
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            • darklight
              Brigadier General

              • Jul 2006
              • 1309

              #7
              Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

              LMAO Niceee!!!!

              Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?
              A:Because they have nothing else to brag about.

              Teri

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              • LadyEye
                General & Forum Moderator

                • Jun 2006
                • 10526

                #8
                Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

                lol Teri ... and those muscles also include their "Lips & Tongue and what they say" right ... lol .....

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                • Astraltraveller
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 4006

                  #9
                  Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

                  Originally posted by LadyEye
                  Well I guess that is just why there are so many of these icons around everywhere ... lol .....


                  And now see what happened to a group of woman debating and waiting for the perfect man.........they waited so long.....lmao

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                  • LadyEye
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                    • Jun 2006
                    • 10526

                    #10
                    Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

                    lol ManAlien ........ Make NO BONES about it ........ those women are in herds waiting .... lmao

                    Looks like they are enjoying themselves though, a card game perhaps, strip poker, lol .....

                    Oh my, maybe I need to watch the movie "A Few Good Men" just for fun!!

                    LMAO

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                    • Astraltraveller
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 4006

                      #11
                      Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

                      Originally posted by LadyEye
                      lol ManAlien ........ Make NO BONES about it ........ those women are in herds waiting .... lmao

                      Looks like they are enjoying themselves though, a card game perhaps, strip poker, lol .....

                      Oh my, maybe I need to watch the movie "A Few Good Men" just for fun!!

                      LMAO

                      MAYBE.......LOL......like me.....lol

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                      • LadyEye
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                        • Jun 2006
                        • 10526

                        #12
                        Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

                        lol ManAlien ..... you're the "Man" without a doubt anywhere ....

                        Need your back scrubbed, lol ..........

                        Don't be changing that picture now ......... that's a good one!!!!

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                        • Astraltraveller
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                          • Jul 2006
                          • 4006

                          #13
                          Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

                          Originally posted by LadyEye
                          lol ManAlien ..... you're the "Man" without a doubt anywhere ....

                          Need your back scrubbed, lol ..........

                          Don't be changing that picture now ......... that's a good one!!!!

                          Will keep it for a while....to make you happy......lol........so feast your EYES........LOL enjoy.....

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                          • darklight
                            Brigadier General

                            • Jul 2006
                            • 1309

                            #14
                            Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

                            LMAO that picture rocks!

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                            • C L
                              General

                              • Jul 2006
                              • 5561

                              #15
                              Re: A Few Good Men - I Mean Laughs ... lol

                              lol LadyEye, like the pic Astral

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