Jesus versus Satan - a contest

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  • Bethers
    Major General & Forum Moderator

    • Feb 2006
    • 5224

    Jesus versus Satan - a contest

    Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of
    hearing all the bickering.

    Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set
    up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and
    typed away.

    They moused.

    They faxed.

    They e-mailed.

    They e-mailed with attachments.

    They downloaded.

    They did spreadsheets!

    They wrote reports.

    They created labels and cards.

    They created charts and graphs.

    They did some genealogy reports

    They did every job known to man.

    Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
    Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.


    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in the
    underworld.


    Jesus just sighed.

    Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
    their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

    "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

    Satan observed this and became irate.

    "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his
    work and I don't have any?"

    God just shrugged and said,

    JESUS SAVES
    Beth
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  • darklight
    Brigadier General

    • Jul 2006
    • 1309

    #2
    Re: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

    LMAO. Urgh I know how Satan feels loosing all the work! lol

    Nice one Beth!

    Teri

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    • larazovich
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5811

      #3
      Re: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

      I love this one, Beth
      Liz
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      Ring the bells that still can ring

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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

        Good one Beth

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        • Bethers
          Major General & Forum Moderator

          • Feb 2006
          • 5224

          #5
          Re: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

          :)

          Not gonna say which category any of us would fall in now are we?
          Beth
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          • Dori
            Lieutenant Colonel

            • Sep 2006
            • 581

            #6
            Re: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

            I have to honestly say that I fall into both categories! Does that mean I am well adjusted????
            Naturally Yours,
            Dori
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            • larazovich
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5811

              #7
              Re: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

              no, bipolar..lol
              Liz
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              Ring the bells that still can ring

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              • darklight
                Brigadier General

                • Jul 2006
                • 1309

                #8
                Re: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

                Originally posted by larazovich
                no, bipolar..lol
                LMAO I like it :p

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                • limebrook1
                  Brigadier General

                  • Jun 2005
                  • 1583

                  #9
                  Re: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

                  Er - no I'm not going to admit it.

                  Just a hint though - I often lose work!
                  Trish
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                  • planet777
                    First Lieutenant

                    • Dec 2006
                    • 181

                    #10
                    Re: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

                    HA HA!! I LITERALLY laughed out loud!

                    Very good Beth...

                    Cheers

                    Will
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                    • Astraltraveller
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 4006

                      #11
                      Re: Jesus versus Satan - a contest

                      Nice Beth, makes us wonder doesn't it......

                      Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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