Female Comeback......!!!!

[Astraltraveller]

YOU LADIES WILL LOVE THESE ONES......LOL

Female Comebacks!


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[C L]

Re: Female Comeback......!!!!

lol........

[LadyEye]

Re: Female Comeback......!!!!

lol Leader ........ nice ones, well used but nice ... hee hee

[circuspet.com]

Re: Female Comeback......!!!!

Interesting.......I've never heard those replys. LOL

[darklight]

Re: Female Comeback......!!!!

Hahaha shame. Men aint got a chance in hell lol.

[Astraltraveller]

Re: Female Comeback......!!!!

Interesting.......I've never heard those replys. LOL

So don't show them to any lady you might know......lol.
They might just start using them ......lol.