A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

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  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

    A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the MBA Students:

    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

    2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

    3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

    4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten Your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the Car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

    5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

    7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

    8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you Say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

    9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets
    Bill
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  • larazovich
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5811

    #2
    Re: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

    and that is very funny, bill
    Liz
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    • davidundalicia
      General

      • Mar 2006
      • 6294

      #3
      Re: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

      Now how can I apply that advice to my websites ???.. nice one bill.
      Have fun
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      • choco777
        Brigadier General

        • Apr 2006
        • 1526

        #4
        Re: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

        Great,Bill.
        Choco777
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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

          LOL....Bill they are great...

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          • Collectors-info
            General

            • Feb 2006
            • 8703

            #6
            Re: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

            Bill! It sounds like you scooted round the real reason you went up to the lady in the 1st place; Eh!
            This is call mergers & acquisition/partnerships. Good legal advice is often needed.
            lol.
            Regards Chris.

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

              lol Bill

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              • Dori
                Lieutenant Colonel

                • Sep 2006
                • 581

                #8
                Re: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

                Marketing 101 at it's best!
                Naturally Yours,
                Dori
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                • Dream Lady
                  Major General

                  • Feb 2006
                  • 2036

                  #9
                  Re: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

                  Love it Bill! If I may...I'll add one.

                  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" You see another gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" You see yet another gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" You see another gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am Very rich. Marry me!" --Thats RELATIONSHIP MARKETING (better known as network marketing)
                  Cindy Smentowski

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                  • Karen Mac
                    General

                    • Apr 2006
                    • 8332

                    #10
                    Re: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

                    Its a good thing none of them said yes, as thats Polygamy, better known as monopoly and you will have to diversify, split up, and then regroup ten years later and merge with AT&T!!!! :)

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                    • bill2006
                      Lieutenant General

                      • May 2006
                      • 3421

                      #11
                      Re: A Lesson in Marketing Concepts

                      or get into trouble with the first, hmmmm
                      Bill
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