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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Valentine's.......Funnies

    Some valentine's cards for your loved ones.......roflmao.......EH EH EH EH EH.....
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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    #2
    Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

    Nice ones ManAlien.....

    I'm sending out some cards

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

    His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

    "But why?" asks the man.

    "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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    • Astraltraveller
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 4006

      #3
      Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

      Originally posted by LadyEye
      Nice ones ManAlien.....

      I'm sending out some cards

      A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

      His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

      "But why?" asks the man.

      "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

      That was great ........."divorce lawyer".........eh eh eh eh eh......

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      • LadyEye
        General & Forum Moderator

        • Jun 2006
        • 10526

        #4
        Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

        Here's a Valentines Sweetie for you .... lol

        http://d21c.com/terri1/caroline.swf

        She's looking for a home with a heart!!

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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

          Originally posted by LadyEye
          Here's a Valentines Sweetie for you .... lol

          http://d21c.com/terri1/caroline.swf

          She's looking for a home with a heart!!
          Thank you for the kiss, but unfortunately the cow can't come too much competition here.....lol

          That was funny......lmao

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          • Lincslady
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            • Jan 2006
            • 1397

            #6
            Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

            Originally posted by LadyEye
            Here's a Valentines Sweetie for you .... lol

            http://d21c.com/terri1/caroline.swf

            She's looking for a home with a heart!!
            Oh my god Holly...that made me jump!!! lol
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            • darklight
              Brigadier General

              • Jul 2006
              • 1309

              #7
              Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

              Damn. Those are superb. Love the second one

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              • asirimarco
                Brigadier General

                • Jun 2006
                • 1208

                #8
                Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

                affection without questions - just what we all need
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                • Dream Lady
                  Major General

                  • Feb 2006
                  • 2036

                  #9
                  Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

                  Funny Holly and Manuel! Made my day!
                  Cindy Smentowski

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                  • larazovich
                    General

                    • Jul 2006
                    • 5811

                    #10
                    Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

                    that cow is about the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!
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                    • C L
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 5561

                      #11
                      Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

                      lol, good ones!

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                      • C L
                        General

                        • Jul 2006
                        • 5561

                        #12
                        Re: Valentine's.......Funnies



                        To all who celebrate, have a good one!

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                        • bill2006
                          Lieutenant General

                          • May 2006
                          • 3421

                          #13
                          Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

                          That's a big arrow. lol
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                          • C L
                            General

                            • Jul 2006
                            • 5561

                            #14
                            Re: Valentine's.......Funnies



                            Here's another, coming in both directions...............lol

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                            • bill2006
                              Lieutenant General

                              • May 2006
                              • 3421

                              #15
                              Re: Valentine's.......Funnies

                              hmmmm
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