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A man is shopping at the Super Market and spots a beautiful woman, over by the produce. She looks toward him and smiles then waves.
He's abit taken aback and says " Do I know you " to which she replies, " I think you are the father of one of my kids."
His mind immediately travels back to everyone he had a one night stand with, he finally looks the blonde up and down and says " My God, are you that blonde stripper at my Bachelor Party that I made love to on the pool table, while you partner whipped me on the butt with wet celery?" She stares calmly into his eyes and says " No, I'm your Son's math teacher. "
He's abit taken aback and says " Do I know you " to which she replies, " I think you are the father of one of my kids."
His mind immediately travels back to everyone he had a one night stand with, he finally looks the blonde up and down and says " My God, are you that blonde stripper at my Bachelor Party that I made love to on the pool table, while you partner whipped me on the butt with wet celery?" She stares calmly into his eyes and says " No, I'm your Son's math teacher. "
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