How to keep your wife happy........

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    How to keep your wife happy........

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover

    4. a brother
    5. a father

    6. a master
    7. a chef

    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter

    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic

    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist

    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynaecologist

    16. a psychologist

    17. a pest exterminator

    18. a psychiatrist

    19. a healer

    20. a good listener

    21. an organizer

    22. a good father

    23. very clean

    24. sympathetic

    25. athletic

    26. warm

    27. attentive

    28. gallant

    29. intelligent

    30. funny

    31. creative

    32. tender

    33. strong

    34. understanding

    35. tolerant

    36. prudent

    37. ambitious

    38. capable

    39. courageous

    40. determined

    41. true

    42. dependable

    43. passionate

    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself


    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself


    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries

    * arrangements she makes


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


    1. Show up naked

    2. Bring food and beer

    3. Hand over the remote.

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
    Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


    www.astralengineering.net
    www.masqueradecreations.com
  • choco777
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1526

    #2
    Re: How to keep your wife happy........

    Alright, and most of the time in that order!! the remote and the beer and food can be inter-changed at times.
    Choco777
    www.mayatabasco.com


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    • asirimarco
      Brigadier General

      • Jun 2006
      • 1208

      #3
      Re: How to keep your wife happy........

      and where can we find such a man that gives so much
      Ann
      www.MovingOn1.com - My Travel
      www.BeadedCustomDesigns.com - Jewelry
      www.FantasyManorArtStudio.com - Leather Art

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      • j0sh710
        First Sergeant

        • Feb 2006
        • 74

        #4
        Re: How to keep your wife happy........

        very true lol
        http://www.rampshack.com
        Sliced/Coded/Manged
        Check me out in the gallery look for Josh!

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        • bill2006
          Lieutenant General

          • May 2006
          • 3421

          #5
          Re: How to keep your wife happy........

          Lol.
          Add a driver and mechanic.
          Bill
          www.blueearthtea.com
          www.ftaaconsulting.com
          www.iaval.com
          www.theemeraldbay.com

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          • Astraltraveller
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 4006

            #6
            Re: How to keep your wife happy........

            Originally posted by asirimarco
            and where can we find such a man that gives so much
            Hi Ann,
            Won't be easy, but woman dicide to wait long enough they might just become like these woman below......lmao
            Click on link and then on thumbnail

            http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/vod...n-waiting.html

            Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
            Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


            www.astralengineering.net
            www.masqueradecreations.com

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: How to keep your wife happy........

              hmmm

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