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  • darklight
    Brigadier General

    • Jul 2006
    • 1309

    Can You Hear Me Now?

    An elderly gentleman feared his wife was getting
    hard of
    hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment
    to have her hearing checked.
    The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks,
    and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do
    to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.

    "Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet
    away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if
    she hears you.

    If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
    response."

    That evening, the wife is in the kitchen
    cooking dinner, and he's
    in the living room. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away,
    let's see what happens."

    Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for supper?" No
    response.

    So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet
    from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still no
    response.

    Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
    his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no
    response.

    So he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey,
    what's
    for supper?" Again there is no response.

    So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"


    "Damn it Jim, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"


    Teri
  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    #2
    Re: Can You Hear Me Now?

    lol ... and they say that is usually a "male" trait .. lol

    good one Teri ...

    has your course started yet????

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    • C L
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5561

      #3
      Re: Can You Hear Me Now?

      lol Terri

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      • darklight
        Brigadier General

        • Jul 2006
        • 1309

        #4
        Re: Can You Hear Me Now?

        Originally posted by LadyEye
        lol ... and they say that is usually a "male" trait .. lol

        good one Teri ...

        has your course started yet????
        Yeah it has. Finished my first assignment and got a B. Now Im totally stuck. Dont know what to do a website on lol

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        • LadyEye
          General & Forum Moderator

          • Jun 2006
          • 10526

          #5
          Re: Can You Hear Me Now?

          Originally posted by darklight
          Yeah it has. Finished my first assignment and got a B. Now Im totally stuck. Dont know what to do a website on lol
          A B is good Teri, congrats. What do you mean, you don't know what to do a website on?? How are you stuck?? Is this an assignment for you??

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          • darklight
            Brigadier General

            • Jul 2006
            • 1309

            #6
            Re: Can You Hear Me Now?

            In the book it suggests:
            A local non-profit or civic group that you are familiar with
            Your school or one of your childrens schools
            a local service company such as an air conditioning, plumbing or electrical contractor
            a company that provides products or services for one of your hobbies
            a company that you invent that will provide a completely new service.

            I havent a clue. I emailed the tutor asking him if i can do a photography portfolio website and sell pics but the course dont cover ecommerce. Think I will leave the portfolio thing. Just need to brainstorm!

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            • asirimarco
              Brigadier General

              • Jun 2006
              • 1208

              #7
              Re: Can You Hear Me Now?

              very funny sounds like my house - only he has selective hearing loss!
              Ann
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