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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    An Other Blonde....

    Must be tough being blonde.....


    A girl came skipping home from school one day.
    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10!"
    "Very good," said her mother.
    " Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
    "Yes, It's because you're blonde."
    The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, ' we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B , C , D, E , F , G!"
    "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
    "Yes, It's because you're blonde"
    "The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were in gym class today, and then we showered, all the other girls have flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36c's.
    "Very good," said her embarassed mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
    "No, honey. It's because you're 24!"


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  • darklight
    Brigadier General

    • Jul 2006
    • 1309

    #2
    Re: An Other Blonde....

    LMAO! superb!

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    • Dori
      Lieutenant Colonel

      • Sep 2006
      • 581

      #3
      Re: An Other Blonde....

      Oh Astral.... you are bad! ROFLMAO
      Naturally Yours,
      Dori
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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: An Other Blonde....

        lol Astral

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