How many DOES it take to change a bulb?

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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    How many DOES it take to change a bulb?

    More Light Bulbs the never ending query!

    How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
    I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.

    How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
    One-third less than for a regular bulb.

    How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give
    it a surprising twist at the end.

    How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
    Ooooonnnnnnnne.

    How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb
    itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective
    reality in a nether world of endless absurdity reaching out
    toward a cosmos of nothingness.

    How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
    Change?

    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
    That's not funny!

    How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None. It turned itself in.

    How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Only one, but it sure takes a truckload of light bulbs!

    How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Three: One to find a bulb spe******t, one to find a bulb
    installation spe******t, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

    How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light
    bulb?
    Seven: One to install the new bulb, and six to figure out what
    to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

    How many college football players does it take to change a
    light bulb?
    The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

    How does a home schooler change a light bulb?
    First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the
    library, then the kids make models of light bulbs, read a
    biography of Thomas Edison and do a skit based on his life.
    Next, everyone studies the history of lighting methods,
    wrapping up with dipping their own candles. Next,
    everyone takes a trip to the store where they compare types
    of light bulbs as well as prices and figure out how much
    change they'll get if they buy two bulbs for $1.99 and
    pay with a five dollar bill. On the way home, a discussion
    develops over the history of money and also Abraham
    Lincoln, as his picture is on the five dollar bill. Finally,
    after building a homemade ladder out of branches
    dragged from the woods, the light bulb is installed.
    And there is light.
  • davidundalicia
    General

    • Mar 2006
    • 6294

    #2
    Re: How many DOES it take to change a bulb?

    I think I will stick to candles..........to much like hard work !!!!!!!!
    Have fun
    Regards..... David

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    • C L
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5561

      #3
      Re: How many DOES it take to change a bulb?

      Whooa, that's alot of bulbs..........good one Kate

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      • kassi59
        Major General

        • Nov 2005
        • 2771

        #4
        Re: How many DOES it take to change a bulb?

        Originally posted by davidundalicia
        I think I will stick to candles..........to much like hard work !!!!!!!!
        Candles are the way to go! love candles. arent you the vodabud that is living on a boat? if so that would make a nice ambience candles and the ocean...doesnt get much better than that!....

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