Guts and Balls

[Mook25]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for both is listed below....


GUTS

This is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you about to fly somewhere?"

BALLS

This coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "you're next".

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome as both ultimately result in serious injury or in some cases death.

[Astraltraveller]

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for both is listed below....


GUTS

This is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you about to fly somewhere?"

BALLS

This coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "you're next".

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome as both ultimately result in serious injury or in some cases death.

Nice ones Mook.......But I wouldn't want to be in that guy's *****......lol...hee hee hee.....

[davidundalicia]

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GUTS

This is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you about to fly somewhere?"

HOW DID CL GET INTO THIS DEFINITION ?????? (my quote)


BALLS

This coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "you're next".

AND I WOULD NOT DARE SAY THIS TO LE !!!! (my quote)

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Now I am of to russia for awhile until they cool down......................

[C L]

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hmmm...........

No Guts..........No......


.........lol

[davidundalicia]

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Guts I got.........but I also have a well defined sense of survival...........

After all, You can only be hung once !!!! (cant you ?)......lol

[Bethers]

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Lmbo

[C L]

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Guts I got.........but I also have a well defined sense of survival...........

After all, You can only be hung once !!!! (cant you ?)......lol

Actually no David........you can get hung many, many times..........lol

A well defined sense of survival.......hmmm? Comes with experience & age I guess......he he he lol

[davidundalicia]

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Nice to have a laugh now and again Beth........keep smiling.

[davidundalicia]

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Experience is NOT always equated with age.........it depends on how quick you can learn, and between you and sis, I have to learn VERY quickly.

How does that song go......and I will survive !!!!

[beegud2]

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Hmmm...DAVID...come back ...there are soem women on the warpath an the placards they have has your name on it...lmao...and in defense of David..he's been eating too many cookies and his moment of insanity...please forgive and and as his friend i stand by him...well at least until they get ahold of him...do i look crazy...i'm not taking on a agry mob of women....sheesh....lol

[davidundalicia]

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AS the song goes............Stand by me.............see girls, I do have SOME friends.

[C L]

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Awwwwwwww David, of course you have friends.....he he Thinks of evil cookie plot...........just kiddn'

Hey Beez, what da ya mean sticking up for David? Noooooooo noooooo, he will eat all the cookies.........R E M E M B E R?

I say we need to make a cookie truce, can't have all the cookies in one basket........that's just wrong.......suicide......lol

[beegud2]

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Well CL ...he used to be such a nice young man and then the 'monster' arrived and well its just one cookie trail after another now...and yes we will have to get a cookie truce per our agrrement on the other thread...hope he agrees....

Gotta stand by your friends even when they hog the cookies...lol

[C L]

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Ok, agreed, he is a nice man, until the you know what gets a hold of him, course the you know what has that effect on us.....remember the rats..

Yep I see the truce, hmmm maybe we all have a little cookie monster in us.............who said that? Hogs again....lol

If it's not the hogs it's the rats.

[beegud2]

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Ok, agreed, he is a nice man, until the you know what gets a hold of him, course the you know what has that effect on us.....remember the rats..

Yep I see the truce, hmmm maybe we all have a little cookie monster in us.............who said that?

Ssshhh CL...we were keeping quite about our own cookie monster issues....hope know one heard us....la di da di da...whistling as they pass a a bunch of aliens...