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  • wicktharny
    First Sergeant

    • Feb 2007
    • 72

    Good Clean Fun

    Clean can be funny!!!!!

    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
    want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

    A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my Gosh! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
    other is a husband.

    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
    First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed
    him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy.."


    Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must
    tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
    Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of
    chardonay.

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
    Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said,
    CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my Gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my Gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" the husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

    Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army
    issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his
    hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That
    afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day,
    the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman
    for 51 years.
    Tammy
    www.cresentmoongifts.com
  • larazovich
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5811

    #2
    Re: Good Clean Fun

    I like especially the one about the wife cooking eggs..
    very good!
    Liz
    www.sebastopolparty.com
    www.raynordescendents.com

    Ring the bells that still can ring

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    • wicktharny
      First Sergeant

      • Feb 2007
      • 72

      #3
      Re: Good Clean Fun

      Why thank you I liked it too unfortunately my husband is the wife in this one
      Tammy
      www.cresentmoongifts.com

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      • asirimarco
        Brigadier General

        • Jun 2006
        • 1208

        #4
        Re: Good Clean Fun

        Very funny enjoyed them all
        Ann
        www.MovingOn1.com - My Travel
        www.BeadedCustomDesigns.com - Jewelry
        www.FantasyManorArtStudio.com - Leather Art

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        • choco777
          Brigadier General

          • Apr 2006
          • 1526

          #5
          Re: Good Clean Fun

          Like the lottery joke and " went golfing" great.
          Choco777
          www.mayatabasco.com


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          • SChajin
            Major General

            • Jan 2006
            • 2792

            #6
            Re: Good Clean Fun

            Me too the lottery one is great
            Sharon Chajin

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            • bill2006
              Lieutenant General

              • May 2006
              • 3421

              #7
              Re: Good Clean Fun

              LMAO, very funny !!
              Bill
              www.blueearthtea.com
              www.ftaaconsulting.com
              www.iaval.com
              www.theemeraldbay.com

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              • C L
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 5561

                #8
                Re: Good Clean Fun

                lol, good ones......

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                • AmaDee
                  Colonel

                  • Jun 2006
                  • 851

                  #9
                  Re: Good Clean Fun

                  lol! these are hilarious! thanks.

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