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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Life is Tough......


    Life is Tough......


    ONE .

    Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could

    have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen

    nuggets.

    "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.

    "You don't?" I replied.

    "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.

    "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"

    "That's right."

    So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.



    TWO.

    I was checking out at the local Target with just a few items and the

    lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one

    of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it

    between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.

    After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider,"

    looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding

    the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"

    I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today."



    She said, "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue

    to what had just happened.



    THREE.

    A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and

    pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing,

    she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a

    credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."



    FOUR.

    I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car "Do you

    need some help?" I asked.

    She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote.

    Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant

    convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"

    "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.

    "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys

    to me.

    As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't

    you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."



    FIVE.

    Several years ago, we had a junior typist who was none too swift. One

    day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out

    of typing paper. What do I do?"

    "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.

    With that, the junior took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put

    it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.



    SIX.

    My neighbour works in the I.T. department in the central office of a

    large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with

    their computers.

    One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branches who had this

    question:

    "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a

    fire downtown?"



    SEVEN.

    Police in Dubbo NSW interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander

    on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopier machine. The

    message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the

    copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.



    Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.



    Life is tough... It's tougher if you're stupid

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • AmaDee
    Colonel

    • Jun 2006
    • 851

    #2
    Re: Life is Tough......

    these were really funny. thanks

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    • choco777
      Brigadier General

      • Apr 2006
      • 1526

      #3
      Re: Life is Tough......

      FUNNY! I think some of these people moved to Mexico and are working for me. They are among us.
      Choco777
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      • SChajin
        Major General

        • Jan 2006
        • 2792

        #4
        Re: Life is Tough......

        No No No They are all in Florida
        Sharon Chajin

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        • ace5548
          Major

          • Aug 2006
          • 351

          #5
          Re: Life is Tough......

          Very good. I think there are a few loose ones in Washington also.
          Simply Quit - Smoking

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          • Sunder360
            Private

            • Mar 2007
            • 1

            #6
            Re: Life is Tough......

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            • asirimarco
              Brigadier General

              • Jun 2006
              • 1208

              #7
              Re: Life is Tough......

              Loved the one about McDonalds - have you ever watched todays young people try to make change when the computers are down.
              Ann
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              • LadyEye
                General & Forum Moderator

                • Jun 2006
                • 10526

                #8
                Re: Life is Tough......

                omg isn't this just the truth too ... and yes Ann, actually McDonalds now has at least the coin machine that rolls that out for them, but still a bill problem ... not you Bill ... the money Bill lol

                I always fancy the cup of coffee I received with a tea bag in it when I ordered tea ....

                And one more .... when I ordered a bacon cheeseburger at Burger King and wanted mustard on it ... and they told me it doesn't come with mustard, i said I don't care I want mustard, and they would not give me mustard ... well unless until after I went inside ... I got my mustard, and to this day enjoy it on my pancakes, lol ...

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                • aconstas1
                  Lieutenant Colonel

                  • Mar 2007
                  • 582

                  #9
                  Re: Life is Tough......

                  ROFL. If you think ordering from McD's is hard and Cashiers acting all crazy. Try teaching them how to use a Point of Sale system! If you think that is hard, try teaching it to immigrants that have never seen a computer in their life, but want to buy your systems. Talk about a headache!
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                  • LadyEye
                    General & Forum Moderator

                    • Jun 2006
                    • 10526

                    #10
                    Re: Life is Tough......

                    Originally posted by aconstas1
                    ROFL. If you think ordering from McD's is hard and Cashiers acting all crazy. Try teaching them how to use a Point of Sale system! If you think that is hard, try teaching it to immigrants that have never seen a computer in their life, but want to buy your systems. Talk about a headache!
                    lol ... you shouldn't even have told them "Point of Sale" ... you should have said POS and seemed what they would come up with .... I hear you ... but you know what, not one, not a single one has any stress ....
                    They are "StressFree" ....

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                    • arpijay
                      Sergeant

                      • Mar 2007
                      • 23

                      #11
                      Re: Life is Tough......

                      hey - i'm the guy from NSW and the machine was right - i was lying!

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                      • Astraltraveller
                        General

                        • Jul 2006
                        • 4006

                        #12
                        Re: Life is Tough......

                        Originally posted by arpijay
                        hey - i'm the guy from NSW and the machine was right - i was lying!
                        Ho!!!!! Well then.....welcome aboard........lol

                        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
                        Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


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                        • mosescapetown
                          Sergeant First Class

                          • Mar 2007
                          • 53

                          #13
                          Re: Life is Tough......

                          A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

                          They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
                          "
                          Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

                          Puff! She's gone.

                          "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

                          Puff! He's gone.

                          "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
                          Moral of the story:

                          Always let your boss have the first say
                          Let my people go....gaming...

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                          • willows
                            Captain

                            • Nov 2006
                            • 219

                            #14
                            Re: Life is Tough......

                            Too funny. Great laugh.
                            (Re NSW), we are not all like that in Australia, but they are all like that at McDonalds.... everywhere. (Sorry to anyone who worked at Macca's)
                            Leanne

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                            • SAman
                              Major General

                              • Mar 2007
                              • 2009

                              #15
                              Re: Life is Tough......

                              You forgot the people that call in for help with computers and ask for a new cup holder for thier computer.
                              Mike

                              Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

                              In God We Trust

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