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  • Dream Lady
    Major General

    • Feb 2006
    • 2036

    For Women Only (mammo's)

    Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.



    EXERCISE ONE:

    Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.

    Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.



    EXERCISE TWO:

    Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.



    EXERCISE THREE:

    Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

    Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.



    YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!



    AND, just a thought for all the women out there........

    MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,
    MENopause............


    Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........And

    When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!



    Have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram -- if you are glutton for punishment!!!

    A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
    Hard to Find
    Supportive
    Comfortable
    Always Lifts You Up
    Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
    And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
    Cindy Smentowski
  • larazovich
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5811

    #2
    Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

    Love this one, saw it before, love it every time..
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    • Astraltraveller
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 4006

      #3
      Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

      Although I now woman......lmao.
      This still has me roflmao..........hee hee hee hee hee .......suckers for punishmnet...lol
      Nice one Cindy......hee hee heeeeee

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      • Dream Lady
        Major General

        • Feb 2006
        • 2036

        #4
        Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

        I have owned stock for over 10 years in an R&D company called IMDS which has patented and developed laser technology to do mammograms. They have received all kinds of approvals, licenses, etc in a lot of countries except.....of course the USA. Once they receive FDA approval here, I think this technology will fly big time. Us women are tired of having our breasts mis-treated! lol
        Cindy Smentowski

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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

          Originally posted by Dream Lady
          I have owned stock for over 10 years in an R&D company called IMDS which has patented and developed laser technology to do mammograms. They have received all kinds of approvals, licenses, etc in a lot of countries except.....of course the USA. Once they receive FDA approval here, I think this technology will fly big time. Us women are tired of having our breasts mis-treated! lol

          Cindy dont take me wrong I was joking when I said suckers for punishment......lol.....just I found the artical you posted funny......lol

          I do agree with you ......no woman's breats should be abused or mis-treated by any one at all.....lol....and surely hope the US FDA approves it quickly enough....lol

          Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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          • Dream Lady
            Major General

            • Feb 2006
            • 2036

            #6
            Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

            Originally posted by Astraltraveller
            Cindy dont take me wrong I was joking when I said suckers for punishment......lol.....just I found the artical you posted funny......lol

            I do agree with you ......no woman's breats should be abused or mis-treated by any one at all.....lol....and surely hope the US FDA approves it quickly enough....lol
            Oh no Manuel...I didn't take you wrong...I know you were joking. lol You are right...suckers for punishment!!! unfortunately neccessary suckers. lol. It was meant to be funny. It's not as bad as those exercises make it out to be...but would definitely have a woman prepared!! lol
            Cindy Smentowski

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            • Astraltraveller
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 4006

              #7
              Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

              Originally posted by Dream Lady
              Oh no Manuel...I didn't take you wrong...I know you were joking. lol You are right...suckers for punishment!!! unfortunately neccessary suckers. lol. It was meant to be funny. It's not as bad as those exercises make it out to be...but would definitely have a woman prepared!! lol
              That puts me more at ease......lol......glad you understood.....lol

              Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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              • SChajin
                Major General

                • Jan 2006
                • 2792

                #8
                Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

                So True
                Sharon Chajin

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                • davidundalicia
                  General

                  • Mar 2006
                  • 6294

                  #9
                  Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

                  Am I not your good bra !!!!!
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                  • LadyEye
                    General & Forum Moderator

                    • Jun 2006
                    • 10526

                    #10
                    Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

                    Well Cindy the post is hilarious .... but with the Leader and David chiming in it has me roflmao .... too funny .....

                    Are you guys the "BreastExaminers"?.... roflmao ....

                    Oh my ...... oh my ...... oh my ....

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                    • Dream Lady
                      Major General

                      • Feb 2006
                      • 2036

                      #11
                      Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

                      Originally posted by davidundalicia
                      Am I not your good bra !!!!!
                      So there you are!! I have been looking through all of my drawers for you!! lol.

                      Holly...leave it to David and Manual to chime in on a woMAN's only thread!! lmao
                      Cindy Smentowski

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                      • LadyEye
                        General & Forum Moderator

                        • Jun 2006
                        • 10526

                        #12
                        Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

                        Originally posted by Dream Lady
                        So there you are!! I have been looking through all of my drawers for you!! lol.

                        Holly...leave it to David and Manual to chime in on a woMAN's only thread!! lmao
                        Hey Cindy ... yes I admit, I was in your "Drawers" lol .... What's that cute little joke, "Can I get in your pants, I wet mine" lol .... Just lucky you didn't go on a "cleaning binge" and throw me out with all that junk!!

                        I know, Manuel sounds so serious, almost as if he has a pair himself lol ... I think he's getting things mixed up ... hey Manuel, don't you know one bump from the udder ... lol ...

                        We know God knew what she was doing when she created man, don't we Cindy ....

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                        • Dream Lady
                          Major General

                          • Feb 2006
                          • 2036

                          #13
                          Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

                          Yea, she put the word MAN in everything so that they have some reason to think they are important!! lol I think it may be the only claim to fame they have!!

                          Speaking of cleaning.....lol I cleaned up our back yard, hired some guys to take everything to the dump. Hubby came back from Hawaii and said, "oh". He is getting so use to me doing this, I guess it doesn't affect him anymore. lol
                          Cindy Smentowski

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                          • LadyEye
                            General & Forum Moderator

                            • Jun 2006
                            • 10526

                            #14
                            Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

                            Originally posted by Dream Lady
                            Yea, she put the word MAN in everything so that they have some reason to think they are important!! lol I think it may be the only claim to fame they have!!

                            Speaking of cleaning.....lol I cleaned up our back yard, hired some guys to take everything to the dump. Hubby came back from Hawaii and said, "oh". He is getting so use to me doing this, I guess it doesn't affect him anymore. lol
                            Geesh Cindy, I thought you were gonna tell me he said "Oh, I am gonna go on another trip now" lol ....

                            Yes, and did you notice that She put the word Man ...at the ending of WoMAN .... like ... you know we are the real leaders, (sshhh, doesn't mean vodalien leaders though, there is only one leader there.)

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                            • mosescapetown
                              Sergeant First Class

                              • Mar 2007
                              • 53

                              #15
                              Re: For Women Only (mammo's)

                              I shall salute every one of you and then take my hat off... wich you all only good health and CAREFULL doctors... what we don't owe to our mothers....
                              Let my people go....gaming...

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