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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Choosing A Wife........

    Choosing a wife


    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and ******* to see what they do with the money.



    The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

    The man was impressed.




    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.



    Again, the man is impressed.





    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.





    Obviously, the man was impressed.





    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.





    Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.





    Men are like that, you know.



    There is more money being spent on breast implants and ****** today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.



    If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.


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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    #2
    Re: Choosing A Wife........

    Leader I can already tell you are getting lonely leaving this planet ...

    You are in every Boob Thread going ....

    lmao at you ....


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    • Astraltraveller
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 4006

      #3
      Re: Choosing A Wife........

      Originally posted by LadyEye
      Leader I can already tell you are getting lonely leaving this planet ...

      You are in every Boob Thread going ....

      lmao at you ....

      What can I say?.......I'm a boob man.......lol......hee hee hee .

      Just think ten days in space without see any boobs......lol.....hee hee hee

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      • LadyEye
        General & Forum Moderator

        • Jun 2006
        • 10526

        #4
        Re: Choosing A Wife........

        Originally posted by Astraltraveller
        What can I say?.......I'm a boob man.......lol......hee hee hee .

        Just think ten days in space without see any boobs......lol.....hee hee hee


        Now I know why they call television the "Boob Tube" .... totally goes hand in hand with you men .... Boobs and Tubes ....

        You know what, it wouldn't bother me if I were 5000 light years in space without seeing any boobs, lol ... can't agree with you there .... good thing eh!!

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        • aconstas1
          Lieutenant Colonel

          • Mar 2007
          • 582

          #5
          Re: Choosing A Wife........

          that was great, im gonna send that to my gramps.
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          • choco777
            Brigadier General

            • Apr 2006
            • 1526

            #6
            Re: Choosing A Wife........

            Hey there are Boob Threads???????? I really couldn't see anything wrong with the mans reasoning for marrying. LE you can't go that long OBO!
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            • Astraltraveller
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 4006

              #7
              Re: Choosing A Wife........

              Originally posted by LadyEye
              Now I know why they call television the "Boob Tube" .... totally goes hand in hand with you men .... Boobs and Tubes ....

              You know what, it wouldn't bother me if I were 5000 light years in space without seeing any boobs, lol ... can't agree with you there .... good thing eh!!
              Don't worry it doesn't bother me either not see any boobs out there or down here.....lol......just kidding.....the least boobs, the least head aches.......lol

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              • LadyEye
                General & Forum Moderator

                • Jun 2006
                • 10526

                #8
                Re: Choosing A Wife........

                Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                Don't worry it doesn't bother me either not see any boobs out there or down here.....lol......just kidding.....the least boobs, the least head aches.......lol

                aha ... is that you Lina ... that doesn't sound like Astral ... not worrying about seeing any boobs, lol ... you two playing tricks ... lol ... Will the real Leader please stand up .... and I hope he shows up as "Clint in the Tub" after a few days after his return ... that was a good one, time for CL to give him another bubble bath ... lmao ....

                But in any event, yes Leader ....... Two Boobs is All You Should Ever Want!! And for a lady, she should only want one Boob ... and that would be her husband ... lmao

                hee hee hee

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                • Astraltraveller
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 4006

                  #9
                  Re: Choosing A Wife........

                  Originally posted by LadyEye
                  aha ... is that you Lina ... that doesn't sound like Astral ... not worrying about seeing any boobs, lol ... you two playing tricks ... lol ... Will the real Leader please stand up .... and I hope he shows up as "Clint in the Tub" after a few days after his return ... that was a good one, time for CL to give him another bubble bath ... lmao ....

                  But in any event, yes Leader ....... Two Boobs is All You Should Ever Want!! And for a lady, she should only want one Boob ... and that would be her husband ... lmao

                  hee hee hee
                  Aha... my dear 2nd in COMMAND no it's not Lina .....it's THE LEADER himself.......lol
                  I surely will show up in a Bath Tub......lol.....after 10 days in Space I'll surely need it .....lol
                  And as for boobs ....Two is all I ever want.......lol

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                  • davidundalicia
                    General

                    • Mar 2006
                    • 6294

                    #10
                    Re: Choosing A Wife........

                    One in the hand is worth two on the body................
                    Have fun
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                    • Astraltraveller
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 4006

                      #11
                      Re: Choosing A Wife........

                      Originally posted by davidundalicia
                      One in the hand is worth two on the body................
                      Come on David ....let's not get naughty.....lol

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                      • davidundalicia
                        General

                        • Mar 2006
                        • 6294

                        #12
                        Re: Choosing A Wife........

                        Thats tame when you consider what we get up to at the COOKIE MONSTER parties...............
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                        • Astraltraveller
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                          • Jul 2006
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                          #13
                          Re: Choosing A Wife........

                          Originally posted by davidundalicia
                          Thats tame when you consider what we get up to at the COOKIE MONSTER parties...............
                          I can just imagine!!!!!!!.......lol

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                          • MandyN
                            Major

                            • Jan 2006
                            • 397

                            #14
                            Re: Choosing A Wife........

                            Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                            Don't worry it doesn't bother me either not see any boobs out there or down here.....lol......just kidding.....the least boobs, the least head aches.......lol
                            I'd say the headaches are because you are looking at the boobs so hard and for so long! LOL
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                            • LadyEye
                              General & Forum Moderator

                              • Jun 2006
                              • 10526

                              #15
                              Re: Choosing A Wife........

                              Originally posted by MandyN
                              I'd say the headaches are because you are looking at the boobs so hard and for so long! LOL
                              Well it's about time Missy, lol, I was about to sing out to you tonight ... you have been missing in action, and everyone knows you don't want me singing ....

                              How are you, hows the little bubbie, the medium bubbie and the big bubbie ... lol

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