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Blonde Joke
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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