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Why was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer?
He was looking for the space bar!
Earthling: We put a man on the moon in 1969.
Martian: Big deal! We're going to send a team to the Sun.
Earthling: You're mad! They'll be burned up before they even get close.
Martian: We're not that stupid! We're sending them up at night!
Q: Did you ever taste the sun?
A: No, but I've heard it's outta this world!
Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
His Friend: Was it any good?
Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
His Friend: How come?
Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
What do moon people do when they get married?
They go off on their honeyearth!
2 young Martians were back on Earth again last week.
They were cruising through town when they suddenly got the urge to try some Earth food.
They had no local currency so they decided to steal some Mars Bars from the local shop.
They slipped into the shop, while the shopkeeper wasn't looking and slipped out again unnoticed.
"
Stop! You never paid for those!" shouted the shopkeeper.
The Martians dropped the bars and ran. They hopped on their bike, and zoomed back to the mothership.
Their mother was furious with them:
"You should be ashamed of yourselves. You couldn't even take a few
Mars Bars from an Earthshop without getting caught. What happened?"
"I don't know how the shopkeeper saw us" said one of the young Martians
"She must have eyes in the front of her head !"
He was looking for the space bar!
Earthling: We put a man on the moon in 1969.
Martian: Big deal! We're going to send a team to the Sun.
Earthling: You're mad! They'll be burned up before they even get close.
Martian: We're not that stupid! We're sending them up at night!
Q: Did you ever taste the sun?
A: No, but I've heard it's outta this world!
Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
His Friend: Was it any good?
Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
His Friend: How come?
Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
What do moon people do when they get married?
They go off on their honeyearth!
2 young Martians were back on Earth again last week.
They were cruising through town when they suddenly got the urge to try some Earth food.
They had no local currency so they decided to steal some Mars Bars from the local shop.
They slipped into the shop, while the shopkeeper wasn't looking and slipped out again unnoticed.
"
Stop! You never paid for those!" shouted the shopkeeper.
The Martians dropped the bars and ran. They hopped on their bike, and zoomed back to the mothership.
Their mother was furious with them:
"You should be ashamed of yourselves. You couldn't even take a few
Mars Bars from an Earthshop without getting caught. What happened?"
"I don't know how the shopkeeper saw us" said one of the young Martians
"She must have eyes in the front of her head !"
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